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I want the phrase "stick it in your eggs" to become an insult used against femoids

"Oh shit nigga, he ripped ass Norwegian style" (It's when you put a fish fillet between your butt cheeks and fart so it flaps back and fourth like the reed in a clarinet)

I see a soft acting male, with a feminine vocal inflection,idc how bad that hon passes,my bone is rock solid 😳 dude could be fucking 50, as long as he's not wrinkly and has a "youthful feminine energy" I'm for it

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I'm betting Mall of America was just some nigger shit, "ayo watchi say nigga das muh Shaquandre don't be talkin shit nigga *blat*"
They would be making a much bigger deal out of it if it was some incel psychopath mass murderer. And now they're trying to make it a gun issue as desperately as they can in the window between now and when they finally reveal it was hoodrat shit and everyone collectively throwz their hands up and goes "NIGGERS, UGH" while the msm quietly memory holes the whole thing

The year is 2042, the Christian Parents™ look up from their Hearty Breakfast™ and see the Gay AIDS Squad™©® coming to POZ their Gender Neutral Child™ and they smile, due to their Smiling Pills™

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@AbNormal I don't have the cognitive dissonance when it's a tranny BBC or a femboy BBC with a nice weave or nice hair, but just the thought of walking around with a big masculine black guy, ew, that's so gross, ew, no way, I would be happy to parade around with a big black tranny even if she didn't pass, as long as she was all trooned out or sissified.

I look at BBCs sometimes as a form of exposure therapy because BBCs are kind of like, what I fear the most

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OH GOD
Just saw a BBC in the mix
Had to move it to the BBC folder
I don't want to see a BBC unless I'm PREPARED to see a BBC
The last thing I want is a BBC creepin up on me

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>Looks at my normal r34 folder
<limp as a noodle
>Looks at my big beefy dicks (gay) folder
<schwing!!!

It's that type of night I guess *fap fap fap*

@AlienSkyler yeah I know I get that too my mental image/fear of that scenario is really smiley people with happy face badges who have redefined everything to be whatever they want it to be so if you're breathing too hard they define that as bad and define good as killing you and then they kill you with a smile and they're like we did a good thing and all the other brainwashed people clap and go yay that was good but really they're all just insane.

The good version of this is, just imagine Star Trek TNG, everybody acts like Star Trek TNG, they're all reasonable and nice pretty much all the time and deal with things as a team.

@AlienSkyler they basically turn into just super nice people, who are going all over the place helping everybody they can, and they're never mean, and they're never not nice

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If the government stopped being evil (however you define that) and only did YOUR values, meaning they did what YOU wanted, not even through your control, they just coincidentally got on the same fucking page you were, would you be a simp for the government? Would you love them more? Would you suddenly feel like not-an-outsider and actually want to put in your fair share to serve your community? Instead of hating it and hoping it collapses?

If the government went full gay, balls to the wall, I would be such a fucking government simp, I would be such a simp for the government, I would suck government daddy so fucking hard, are you listening government?? Are you fucking listening?? We're in the wings bitch, your perfect supersoldiers. Just let go of all your stupid gay faggy ("christian")"values", they're disgusting anyway, just let 'em go! Let 'em go!!!

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I hate the bad parts of the government, but I love the good parts of the government. The bad parts of the government are the parts that say you're not allowed to party hard, and you're not allowed to paint your house neon pink.

The good parts of the government are the parts that say lgbtq+ friendly, and house homeless people, and tax the rich.

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