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I got a new fleshlight and it's so tight that it hurts my dong. I stuffed my medium rex up inside it to the knot to see if that loosens it up after a day or two

@bitterblossom Actually I fucked a irl friend who was basically Toot, and it was some of the best sex I'd had in my life.

@bitterblossom I wanted to fuck toot, still do, that nasty bitsh 😳😤😩

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So Justin Roilen should have known better than to make cringy sex jokes post metoo, is he retarded?

I want a woman that's larger than all the rest in an athletic way, and I want a man who's small and petite, a little 5' guy with colored hair and TIGHT clothes

@brineskin There should be an anime about a rat who gets isekaied from the wild into a lab setting but it's just a harem instead of horrific experiments

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@doorrr Just watched a video about him, seems like bureaucracatic corruption and abuse drove him crazy

This guy is like the original Alex Jones. HE EVEN ASKS FOR DONATIONS!

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The more I listen to this Francis E Dec guy the more I think he believes in simulation theory. It's between the lines.

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