YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Kicking an Amazon employee in the head to death, because they refused to do their jobs right and keep sending out broken shit

@kurtote New York Post is one of the only right wing papers so them calling it a hunting rifle doesn't prove much, CNN would still call it a dangerous weapon of war (and then they would clap and say "exactly see she's in a war so she needs it but NOT YOU BUBBA!")

@bitterblossom That's why my pronouns are any.

You know what pisses me off, makes me sick? Why didn't Steven Universe fuck the gems? It FITS NARRATIVELY! The Gems are ALIENS they don't have human hangups, they LOVE Steven, they would OF COURSE DO WHATEVER THEY COULD to give his human body PLEASURE! JOY! AND they love Rose Quartz, who is literally Steven. The Gems AND Steven should be FUCKING in that show! Garnet should be neckin Stevens little Steven non stop, Amethyst would be eating Stevens butthole, Pearl would be religated to ball duty. Once Peridot and Lapis show up, they're a little abusive towards Steven at first, saying "Get away, I'm not having sex with you", but after seeing the Gems and Steven bond socially in ways that were forbidden in normal human society, they both knew their dyke lesbian pussies couldn't be held back anymore, they needed that Stevencock. Soon Steven Universe began walking all his bitches through town,on leashes, naked. The people were shocked, and some even tried to stop Steven and the Gems from expressing themselves, but Steven only laughed, and kindly said, "I have the power of a god!" and the people relented out of fear. Steven and the Gems started having sex in the middle of beach city.

@l0ngyap @georgetakei @Oblivia @mintplague @MischievousTomato @Ratcliffe @a7 @gretathunberg @nimt @marine @Binkle @Blackgendermoderate @laurel @pernis @Andrii @Hyperhidrosis @Heliodramus @SoyMagnus @jasonl8446 @ins0mniak @cvnt @JonnyFever @pernia @iamtakingiteasy @PatriotReactor @NecroKvntPuke @PorkCow @rizz @racism_bot @hachi @splitshockvirus @Drozdovsky @yaboisugoi @thebitchisback @p @dj @Bobson @Grandtheftautism @EvilSenko @Terry @DiamondMind @ringo @schizokittten @xue @Arkana @sjw @fuggy @PonyPanda @faust @MK2boogaloo @mint @Leyonhjelm @Zerglingman @colonelj @Waerloga @kgblst80 @SPRENGLARF @GhostOfMoshe @lina @apropos @get @zemichi @meso @11112011 @Hyolobrika I bet Klaus is into shit porn, he has a swimming pool full of shit like Mr Scrooge

No actually nvm kanye is cringe

It would be dope if Kanye could be apart of it

The Hitlers

Band name idea

I love how it's "abnormal" to pull your dick out in non dick out designated areas.

Hyper

@nagitoekogaeda I had an epiphany and had to warn people for the greater good

@bitterblossom @Himorasikata @clora @driftwood @errante Nuh uh, it's not shit it's COOL!

Don't put warhead candies up your butthole or they'll burn your rectum

@bitterblossom @Himorasikata @clora @driftwood @errante Super wide wound channel, SUPER wide

I imagine if I got stabbed critically the only thing going through my head while I felt my blood pooling inside and outside of me would be "Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no, no no no no no no, oh no no no no no, ohhhhb no no no no" and then I might try bargaining.

@bitterblossom @Himorasikata @clora @driftwood @errante i think this type is better tbh, not for chopping but better overall

@bitterblossom @Himorasikata @clora @driftwood @errante Me when the twink insults my masculinity for being attracted to him
https://youtu.be/7GgaNyyL9Mo