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it would take roughly 300 million infants to lift the empire state building, hilarious, math, hilarious

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Doing some calculations to figure how how many babies it takes to give the equivalent force of a catastrophic impact and now I can't stop laughing

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My skin is an enigma
Liquid solidity
Spreads apart, envelops, penetrates
Those who wish to seek
That which they should not
It twists many faces into one
And the one face into many
Eating as it goes

@CentaurBreeder @nikiboo I block egirls when I find out they've done blacked (so just in case they ever wanted to follow me, they CAN'T)

@CSB I don't use it as an ethnic term, I use it as a protest against speech control, and I use it as a term for any who I wish to degrage regardless of race or ethnicity.

@CSB I would never presume to be such an authority that I make requests to others to curtail their speech, unless in jest. So are you joking?

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@sirJoho @CSB SOME NIGGER was trying to tell me AI didn't scrape and I knew they were wrong and they refused to admit it and I was so shook I was thinking I was the wrong one so this video is nice to see

@amerika Huh, they do better in southern states than northern ones

I remember one time my therapist was all like "are you ok to drive???" like in a fake "really concerned" voice for...no reason? Felt really predatory. I had given no indication that I was out of control. Just blasé, bitter, jadded, passive aggressive, I wasn't yelling or moving or anything, I was just a moody cunt, I was Daria levels of cunty. That therapist was a bitch.

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Some tranny on Twitter got offended I used the word "tribe" when describing my family in Mexico knowing what a woman and man were somehow. (They were trying to deny there was a difference in tranny woman versus actual woman).

Summed up, he said in Spanish "you can't refer to the indigenous people of Mexico as tribes, bigot"

So I linked him a site from Mexico talking about all the different tribes on the land from back in the day. The site specifically used the word "tribes."

Then he called me a white asshole.

And all the other furries and trannies liked his comments.

Twitter is made up of children and mentally unstable adults.

I have so much more free time now that the voices have gotten much, much quieter. Maybe I'll start working out again. Maybe I'll go back to being a dudebro lol jk I'm gay as fuck (for dudes and chicks)

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@mushroomfemboy This gave me a flashback to when my therapist was talking about boundaries but she was a cultist and so ironically while talking about boundaries with me she kept agreeing to mu boundaries, and then breaking them. Not fun. Super abusive.

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Old sketch of Homer giving Lisa the "Why you little!" treatment. I think it's working!
I lost it because I'm the dumb and saved the entire thing as a png :sad_cat:
#simpsons #lisasimpson

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トキシッコちゃん愛情ねっとりフェラ絵です。

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