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Scully matches wits with a mysterious police captain. Mulder urgently seeks porn.

Every day I eat my poop
Just kidding
I would never eat my poop
Unless I was like starving in Auschwitz or something because apparently that makes you so hungry you'd eat grass and rocks and shit
So then I'd probably eat my own poop, I'd probably have to fight other people off who wanted to eat my poop before I could.

@keisuke Hobbling themselves like chinese foot binding, it's weird

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Do not judge me for fapping to Phil from Disney's Hercules

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They just assume they can land on anything, they have no concept of the difference between metal and wood, they naturally would assume everything is safe to land on. Also fuck wind turbines. Killing bats and birds. Not fair, disgusting.

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It should be law that all metal fences in cold areas have to have something on them to stop heat transfer so when the little birdies land on it their feets don't get stuck, there is nothing in nature that transfers heat like that so the birds are defenseless instinctually, it's not good.

@cracky Also note cigarettes are inherently unhealthy things, even though they may provide momentary stimulation and distraction and performance enhancer

@cracky A modern cigarette held by a paperclip, the cigarette is already unspeakable, there will be no air flow, the paperclip does nothing but indicate that a very poor attempt has been made to repair the modern cigarette by someone who either doesn't understand how to repair it, or who doesn't care, the cigarette is surrounded by people, as if it were a monolith, the rest of the building is "normal" enough, but the central asymmetrical pillar grabs ones attention, it draws attention to itself, and that is intentional, as an art piece, it seems to have no intended utilitarian purpose, yet one could be invented for it I'm sure. Interesting, nice.

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🔞🎒[ラフ]うちの従姉妹、リサちゃんに誘惑されてぇ絵描きました。ハロウィン?知らねー、種付で忙しいんだこっちは😋 #ロリ

@cracky I don't even know any names of designers but that stuff is beautiful to me too, reminds me of HR Giger, who I guess was also technically an architect since he designed structures in the form of sets. Is that architecture? It's a structure, people use it for something so it's utilitarian and not just and art piece, it's a piece used to make art, like a canvas, and the actors play on that canvas. Is it not real architecture because it gets torn down within a few months, what about when the set is just a miniature? Is scaffolding architecture? Or is it a tool, or both? If a paint brush is stood up on its bristles so it stayed there, upright, would that be architecture? What if a bunch of paint brushes were laid down flat and glued together into a "structure"? Is that architecture?

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