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I WISH I COULD SPEAK SPANISH THE MEMES LOOK GOOD BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM :alexjonescrying:

They tried to cancel James Charles for being a map but they failed, milestone moment tbh

@amerika It's a great show! I gave it a chance last year and liked it. Reminded me of rick and morty.

Whenever an oomfie disappears I get paranoid and worry they were a catfish who got tired of larping

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Scully tries to disprove saintly bilocation. Mulder accidentally flirts with angels.

@keisuke I wonder if there will ever be a configuration of atoms with the exact momentum ours have now, happening again in the universe somewhere, since the universe is very large, nearly infinite, possibly so. Imagine if this you reading isn't the first you. Imagine if you existed on a completely different earth, with all the same circumstances, and then it all ended at once and you never knew it, and your self and the world you remember is all recreated somehow by chance, and you would never know. What if the universe is a giant butthole.

I do wish we got more time with our young bodies and friends before things start turning into a body horror story.

I watched Ghost Dog and you know that's a black black movie, and I liked itz, he was like the black, fat rambo, he showed those filthy goombas what's what
youtu.be/u2nnzfbRyss

Ok guys tell me what black movie I should watch next, I've never seen any of these before.

I want a muscular woman from each race to let me eat them out and impregnate them as performance art

normal black people tend to talk "educated" aka "normally", "Nice to meet you, I'm X" as opposed to "AY NIGGA WAS GOOD NAMEAN"

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How many times do I have to say I like NORMAL black people before people believe me :konata_cry: I just don't like thuggish niggas (niggers)

When I say I listen to black music, I'm not talking about modern music, old stuff mostly
youtu.be/mzDVaKRApcg

I'M TRYING REALLY HARD TO NOT BE ACTUALLY RACIST! THAT'S WHY I WATCH BLACK MOVIES AND LISTEN TO BLACK MUSIC! :peepoCry:

God I wish I had the power and authority to execute liars, the predatory kind. Liars piss me off. Honesty is respectable, it's likable, a monster can be likable if they're honest. But liars who use their lies to use others, they look like food to me.

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