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The official Mastodon app is doing something new which is potentially very dangerous to the existence of Mastodon and the Fediverse.

The official Mastodon app now prompts users to join mastodon.social by default, when previously it prompted them to pick a server. If you're new this may sound harmless, but let me explain.

The entire point of this place is to be a social network spread out on as many servers as possible (the reasons are here: fedi.tips/why-is-the-fediverse).

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How do I make enough money to afford whatever it is that attracts beautiful women?

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Scully completely wrecks a loner novelist with a single stare. Mulder accuses a faith healer of being an alien.

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"According to the US Department of Justice, adolescents who commit sex offenses account for up to one-third of all sex crimes. In some states, children as young as 8 years old of been placed on sex offender registries." azrsol.org/did-you-know-your-c

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@sandy And the fact that it was a lamb and not a grown sheep does not add to this taste pleasure, it actually seems to detract the flavor, but not enough, unfortunately for the lamb.

@sandy But I'm not sexually aroused, I'm only feeling taste pleasure, not sex pleasure.

I'm making lamb chili and having an existential moment wondering if I'm genuinely evil or not for comfortably eating the flesh of animal children

@jyushimatsu I thought this was an offering to some kind of 420 santa clause at first

"HE'S MAP AFFILIATED!!! REEEEEEE!"
"Would you let it go, he has a spongebob car, it's fucking awesome."

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"Such a serious looking woman will make me cum... :blobnervous: "
Voice in my head while looking at amateur fitness model

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