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Making quite the impression at this year's local Science Fair, Davey unveils his latest project for the judge.

Davey Malloy (c) Aeolus

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I will be asleep soon but for church tonight (), the newest tenet is Hope, so let's HOPE we get some pussy, or HOPE we get into trench heaven am I rite? But why not hope something great for a neighbor? A neighbor of the trench, and in the trench, is a neighbor worth helping. ALL MAY DWELL IN THE TRENCH! HAVE HOPE! SPREAD HOPE! A HOPE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, IN THE TRENCH!

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Some hate this guy (namely, fat dykes who can't get laid by chads) for being a "pedo" but he's clearly way cooler than they and they're clearly mad about that

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@icedquinn "make cumming great again"

"bipartisanship is the way to the future"

@TURBORETARD9000 "I give good head, the best head actually, mmmmm...you like that, yea you do, you do daddy"

"come on jack, don't, don't be, sellin me no, gift horse, gimme that dick jack"

and then alex jones said he bites womens faces (not cool)

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tldr she sucked his dick (president saxophone clinton)

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What if biden and trump bothe gave you a sloppy bj @ da same time?

What do you do to relax?
I smoke and jack off.
Bro.
Bruh.

Did you know there's documented cases of women having orgasms during child birth? It's not common though.

If women are a weaker, less mature sex (as western common thought has been), doesn't that mean any kind of sexual act with a woman is a form of rape? She cannot consent, she is weaker.

Do any of you also feel like androids? Do any of you also feel like a confused other in a sea of culture?

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I often feel like Data, I try to understand basic cultural practices, while meaning no harm or ill will, so often this attempt at understanding is seen as some kind of offensive mockery, or devious deception, that I hold ill intent and only pretend not to understand, or only pretend to have good natured motives.

@Remejy Asian cultural perception of nudity and sex is much more honest than western christianized nations

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