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This video is for EVERY anti and for EVERY paraphile, please, watch this scene from Star Trek TNG and maybe LEARN something about life
youtu.be/mMqGlSjAbwA

5am rambling 

@icedquinn They won't even sell me the drugs, they'll sell me FAKE drugs but not real ones. They keep the golden opiates under lock and key, they revel in our suffering, they would never give us something that would relieve it.

@sjw My fat ps2 won't play certain discs either, it doesn't like blue discs. I got treated like shit at a game store because I had to return a disc that didn't work. Dude even powers it up in front of me to "prove" it works and I had to stop myself from choking him.

@sjw uncle tom COON mayor of COONville first national bank of COONERY

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Making quite the impression at this year's local Science Fair, Davey unveils his latest project for the judge.

Davey Malloy (c) Aeolus

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I will be asleep soon but for church tonight (), the newest tenet is Hope, so let's HOPE we get some pussy, or HOPE we get into trench heaven am I rite? But why not hope something great for a neighbor? A neighbor of the trench, and in the trench, is a neighbor worth helping. ALL MAY DWELL IN THE TRENCH! HAVE HOPE! SPREAD HOPE! A HOPE FOR A BETTER TOMORROW, IN THE TRENCH!

youtu.be/3l241hpE_W0
Some hate this guy (namely, fat dykes who can't get laid by chads) for being a "pedo" but he's clearly way cooler than they and they're clearly mad about that

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@icedquinn "make cumming great again"

"bipartisanship is the way to the future"

@TURBORETARD9000 "I give good head, the best head actually, mmmmm...you like that, yea you do, you do daddy"

"come on jack, don't, don't be, sellin me no, gift horse, gimme that dick jack"

and then alex jones said he bites womens faces (not cool)

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tldr she sucked his dick (president saxophone clinton)

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What if biden and trump bothe gave you a sloppy bj @ da same time?

What do you do to relax?
I smoke and jack off.
Bro.
Bruh.

Did you know there's documented cases of women having orgasms during child birth? It's not common though.

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