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Oh no I edged too long and the orgasm was weak af :cry_konata:

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@Sudodeme I'll give them a pass and say that everyone in the scene knew the water was about to dematerialize shortly, but Wesley thought it would be funny to make a stupid joke about needing a towel (lol jk Captain Picard, on account of it being holographic water hurr hurr, "Shut up Wesley")

Ok so I thought about it and I guess since they knew of warp from other cultures visiting them, I guess it's ok to contact them? It's warp knowledge not warp itself that makes a civilization ok to contact.

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Scully seeks the most profound chill through prayer. Mulder confuses doppelgangers for his sister.

OK HOLD THE PHONE, STAR TREK TALK
In TNG S1E8, WHY THE FUCK is Picard talking with these people? I don't think they have warp. They think a fucking space station is God. They're breaking the prime directive to talk with these neanderthals, just because they think it would be a good vacation spot? Wtf? Inconsistent, and weird.

Worf looking like a creamsicle, Worf lookin ASHY (tng s1 e7)

@cum @greentext Like a little solo onlyfans with horse dildos is ok, but I don't want her letting other dudes touch her or let them into her life or anything weird

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@cum @greentext I mean I tried and I got too jealous so I know it wouldn't work, I like it when girls stay inside or just play in the back yard and read books or watch lots of youtube videos about bugs or fish or outer space or history, you know, good girls

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