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Scully is once again the target of a prehistoric serial killer. Mulder tries to expose government genies.

Old people today say "you don't know how good you have it" but I worry that when we're old all we will say is "you don't know how good it was". "There used to be groceries, and chocolate, oh? Groceries are what we called food we got from a big building in exchange for points. And chocolate is something that doesn't grow in our climate. Hey, don't be sad, at least we have maple syrup......but not enough firewood to boil it...forgot about that."

@Sp :peepoScared: nooooo I hope not unless they're the kind of fascist that I used to be, which was the kind that loved fascism because it meant I could force all the normies to accept my degeneracy :peepoCofe:

@PRINCE I had a greta fetish for a while, still do tbh, imagine a tough but excited greta melting at your touch

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@Sp Is the instance I'm on lame or something *cries*

@RehnSturm256 @sjw @coolboymew Well I HATE muslims and love buttsex and hell is not real and morals are subjective, and gay sex is not immoral to all NORMAL people and not braindead little ghetto niggers who suck their uncles dick in the closet

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There was a street fighter 6 tournament and the organizer forgot to uninstall the Chun Lee nude mod lmao
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I have experience with fards from gay butts so you guys telling me "BUT WHT ABT THE FARD? SMELLU!!!" don't scare me, I would tolerate an entire chamber of farts if it meant great sex.

This realization came from watching the new Puss n Boots movie, the Serpent Sisters can get it 100%

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I've said bad things about polyamory before but if I could date the borderline retarded stoner girl and her borderline retarded friend of equal stonedness, I'd be pretty happy

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