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@violet_rose I'm a friendly acquaintance, that's my label, hope I can upgrade to fren one day

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Raise age of consent to 1000 years old :kanna_pointing:

Me when I see cute friendly gay guy: HNNNNNNGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE

Me when I see an uncute unfriendly straight: UGH, DISGUSTING, I'M GOING TO BE SICK

Embrace your cringeworthiness? Technique for success?

@SoyMagnus @futurebird *jabba laugh* "Koona t'chuta Solo?" (Going somewhere Solo?)

True love is helping your partner wipe their ass in times of need

Can't we just make love? *Rubs up on you like a cat* Oh god, oh god it feels so good *shudders* OH GOD AUUUUUGGHHHH

Zoomers act so slutty with all the ahegao shit but studies say they're not having sex...are they just teasing or lying on the surveys?

I love when I make dirtbags with whale decks pissed off. Oh, so sorry, oops, I had 1 life and now your little token army is wiped and you have no way to maintain momentum? So sad.

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『くっ殺ヒロインズVol.30』に、巫女が鬼魔羅に魅了され
ちんしゃぶしまくった挙げ句スパイクつきの魔羅にハメられる
『鬼魔羅に果てる巫女』
が掲載されました。
興味があったらKTCのサイトで詳細を見てやってくださいね。

ktcom.jp/books/dl/dl1006

@mario okay I guess I'll keep trying, I don't lie and I'm not mean but I'm not nice either I used to be nice but it didn't stop people from being mean to me anyway sometimes. I make bad jokes a lot and I get that can be annoying but I'm really not trying to be mean.

And by "pulling girls" I mean having consensual sex that they enjoy.

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Give me advice on getting girls, I'm giving you bros credit by assuming you're pussy punders. I figure my fedi bros must be pulling girls left and right.

Why don't fedigirls like me? Open question. Genuinely curious about what you think.

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