YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@violet_rose I'm a friendly acquaintance, that's my label, hope I can upgrade to fren one day

Me when I see cute friendly gay guy: HNNNNNNGGGGG HE'S SO CUTE

Me when I see an uncute unfriendly straight: UGH, DISGUSTING, I'M GOING TO BE SICK

@animeirl Surgery
https://youtu.be/O8C-7m5vCzY

Embrace your cringeworthiness? Technique for success?

https://youtu.be/U1sTJ-DwJ_0

@SoyMagnus @futurebird *jabba laugh* "Koona t'chuta Solo?" (Going somewhere Solo?)

https://youtube.com/shorts/WlXVHzQ3UyQ?feature=share
VIBE

True love is helping your partner wipe their ass in times of need

Can't we just make love? *Rubs up on you like a cat* Oh god, oh god it feels so good *shudders* OH GOD AUUUUUGGHHHH

Zoomers act so slutty with all the ahegao shit but studies say they're not having sex...are they just teasing or lying on the surveys?

I love when I make dirtbags with whale decks pissed off. Oh, so sorry, oops, I had 1 life and now your little token army is wiped and you have no way to maintain momentum? So sad.

https://youtu.be/9Apu1NeWFvQ

@mario okay I guess I'll keep trying, I don't lie and I'm not mean but I'm not nice either I used to be nice but it didn't stop people from being mean to me anyway sometimes. I make bad jokes a lot and I get that can be annoying but I'm really not trying to be mean.

And by "pulling girls" I mean having consensual sex that they enjoy.

Give me advice on getting girls, I'm giving you bros credit by assuming you're pussy punders. I figure my fedi bros must be pulling girls left and right.

@a7 Based, cute

I'm going to regret asking this.

Why don't fedigirls like me? Open question. Genuinely curious about what you think.