YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@sandy Welcome! Make yourself at home, 2nd floor has a full arcade, 1st floor has the bar, indoor pool, viewing room, lots of snacks in the kitchen, and anything else can be delivered with expediency. :) enjoy our new clubhouse fedi frens!

Positive vibes to all fedi frens
You are all welcome to my imaginary fedi mansion
We will have imaginary snacks and drinks, and imaginary party atmosphere, we can play real games though, the same ones we'd play if the party was real. Games like cards, scrabble, etc. We could have a good wholesome time free of any irony. Just good wholesome fun. And the mansion has like 12 bathrooms and they're all decked out and you're welcome to even shower in them for as long as you want any time. Things are a little different here at my imaginary mansion. It's like a communal place. I want all guests to feel at home. Their ease is my primary concern when party throwing.

@Consuela@freak.university Normal person: Boy, I sure love chocolate pieces
Insane retard: YOU THINK YOU'RE CLEVER? I KNOW WHAT THAT IS AN ABBREVIATION FOR. I KNOW YOUR LITTLE CODE.
N: ???
Insane tard: GET HELP FOR YOUR THOUGHTS YOU SICK FUCK

@Consuela@freak.university What the fuck, these disgusting fucking people, they're stopping people from finding chicken soup because of their own perverted imaginations.

@lina Idk how I got the name wrong I've played both, but I meant Dead Rising

*Dead Rising not left 4 dead

Having major anxiety about not being an owned pet yet, going to play some video games to relax maybe (in the mood for zombies so I might play dead island or the original Left for Dead)

I didn't know this about myself but then I watched Castlevania for the first time and when I got to the part where the side character became a prisoner/pet of a sexy petite vampire girl and I WISHED THAT WAS ME, I WANT TO BE A PET WITH A DEDICATED OWNER WHO TAKES CARE OF ME AND TAKES ME FOR WALKIES I SWEAR TO GOD FUCK!

WHO WANTS TO BE MY OWNER? GOOD OWNERS ONLY!! FEM OWNERS ONLY!! EXPERIENCE WITH NEUROTIC PETS NEEDED!

https://youtu.be/7o3WGvRHpyA?si=TsmIknMC37eNFZFP
Me when my owner leaves me with terrible people and I get peed on because they're a bad owner

ALL MY PREVIOUS OWNERS WERE BAD OWNERS!!!! I ALMOST GAVE UP! BUT NOW I HAVE HOPE AGAIN!

I AM a pet. I am BUILT for OWNERSHIP.

This is what I want. This is all I want. I'm tired of being shamed for wanting sn alpha woman, an I'm tired of being told no woman wants to date down. Well fuck you. I will figure out a way to get what I want fuck you I will be a tall womans pet. Suck my d.

Have you guys ever fallen out of love with a waifu? Like for me I used to be in love with Mandy from Billy and Mandy but she just doesn't excite me like she used to.

@Iris https://youtu.be/vxmFmBOfQZg?si=ukw_syxKvhbd2jS2

When I poo poo the doo doo stinks

I'm so bitter that I think if someone I trusted started confiding in me their secret thoughtcrimes I would just stop them and say I don't want to know your secrets. Because you will worry about if I will betray you or not and our relationship doesn't need that stress.