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@animeirl *See's person choking, to to do heimlich*
*Father stops you and says*
"No son, people will think you're light in the loafers, let him die."

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The way the guy talks out of character pisses me off (sounds like a douche) but this is still funny.
youtu.be/BYqr3aM-oxc?si=giVWl7

I need to figure out how to get a very tall very thicc (but not fat, just built like Leslie Jones) black wife

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@arisu_exe@freak.university i was going to say asstr loliwoodstudios but the site is down, it was all fiction stories hundreds of them

If you are under 30 you are a LITERAL CHILD who has YET TO LIVE, you do not have the EXPERIENCE TO MAKES PROPER JUDGEMENTS /j

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the age gap debate has become increasingly anti intellectual to the point where 19 yos are now called 'literal children'. I am so tired
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@nukie @Tij @lucasthesimp@freak.university Damn Nukie I loved u

The "little sister" I have is only 4 years younger so it's not like I'm wishing we had a better relationship and I was like 18 and she was 4, we're close enough that we should have been exploring together.

It's so hard not to be bigoted after a person is mean to you who looks strange to you, whether it's a black person or a white person or a tranny or a gay fag.

@bitterblossom @Sudodeme Yea I heard about "white monkeys", they'll hire any white person, put them in a suit or a costume and use them as a spokesperson. Complete nobodies go and get this job. No experience or anything required, just look white. It seems like they get treated like shit, they seem pretty depressed.

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