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It's the only time where I side with Jerry, his parents are being fucking disgusting, and that nig daring to give Jerry unsolicited advice about how to handle is family, enraging.

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I don't get mad at the Rick and Morty episode where Jerrys parents are cucking with a nigger because I feel the show is making fun of them, not celebrating them, it portrays their actions as awkward and cringe, and the characters "supporting" it (beth, summer) are only doing so in a patronizing way for them to get sjw points, because that's who Summer and Beth are, pieces of trash who will pretend to be progressive even when the thing they're being progressive about is 100% cringe.

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#toph #aang #avatar
aang was always flexible
got this one commissioned last year by the talented @softsquishy555

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Is social media... dead?
>facebook is all ads and boomers, instagram is following
>twitter is twitter (it was shit before musk but he's managed to somehow make it like 2x as bad)
>youtube screwed their creators so hard they resort to in-video sponsors and even regular users use aggressive adblock
>r*ddit killed APIs off, and removed all moderators who tried to fight it in favor of powermods who [removed] massive sections of comments, and much of the legacy content is dead from people wiping their accounts in protest
What are zoomers left with, tiktok?
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Song 

OH
MY PENIS
IS THE BEST PENIS ON THE PLANET
AND YOU KNOW THAT I DEMAND IT
GETS THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES
WHEN IT DOESN'T IT IS ABSURD
NOW
YOU KNOW THIS
YOU KNOW THIS TRUE FACT OF THE WORLD
AND MY WEINER IS NOW UNFURLED
IT IS STRAIGHT AND IT IS NOT CURLED

Getting a bf 10 years younger than me maybe (he's over 18)

Some of you are too funny, maybe calm it down (you know it's bad when I'm saying it)

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Here's the cover to my new comic, Pearl's Favorite Student! :connie:

You can see the first 7 pages right now on patreon

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Apparently there's higher rates of violence in gay couples too not just lesbian couples, I have to be extra careful. There's this boy who likes me and he's feminine but even femboys can beat the fuck out of someone and I'm kind of old and weak now :peepoScared:

Two narcissists dating: MY partner is THE BEST because I AM THE BEST and I ONLY CHOOSE THE BEST

@diresock @dcc @nosleep @sjw Women have buttholes because men have buttholes and god made women from men, and then took away their dicks as punishment

Gave my sister several months to reach out to me and tell me about her new project, she never did, bitch doesn't want my support, so I finally took her off my socials. She's so fake.

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Choosing an apology card for someone like: Ugh I can't decide..."I'm sorry for raping you" or "I'm sorry I couldn't stop raping you"???

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