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Women are so fucked up you can't say you want to have sex or they stop talking to you you have to pretend you're just a dependable guy with no interest in anything non wholesome until eventually they touch you and you touch them and you kiss and then you're getting naked and touching more and kissing more and then you fuck. And when that doesn't happen that's how you get friend zoned. I wish women were just honorable people like men, gay men don't do this shit, it's, "Hey, want to see my nudes?" "Yes, want to see my nudes in return?" "Yes". "Wow great nudes, very hot". "You too." Now we know if we meet we can fuck. No bullshit or stress or wasted time. And it's not about being a slut, do this with just one person if you want, but fucking stop penalizing guys you want to fuck for wanting to fuck but not wanting to risk being friendzoned for the billionth time. Even if you absolutely have to test them fucking say it, say "Hello I think you're sexy I would fuck you but I have to get to know you if you're chill we will fuck." NOT THAT HARD BITCH GOD DAMN UNCLENCH YOUR PUSSY FUCK SO TENSE

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Rapist dwarf who grunts "HNGG NO CONSENT" when he cums

I am about to lose my fucking mind. Can any of you, please tell me, who have played kane and lynch 2, even if you haven't played it, please just tell me that Kane does nothing at all and his AI fucking sucks shit. I google this shit for catharsis after playing the same god damn level for 2 hours and nobody else says any fucking thing about it I feel like I'm losing my mind KANES AI IS BAD, FUCKING BAD, HE IS FUCKING RETARDED, THE ENEMY AI IS ALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT BUT KANE IS DOGSHIT, THEY SHOULD HAVE NAMED THE GAME KANE AND LYNCH 2 DOGSHIT INSTEAD OF DOG DAYS

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Still gotta love that he actually admitted to being and antimap ally. He actually admitted to working with antis. He actually admitted to hunting 2-3 maps down for being pro-c and feeding them to his anti friends. People who join nnia and are maps really need to migrate to another instance because the majority there aren't your allies and are plotting your demise. https://nnia.space/@comrade_lecter/105743581576044443

Nsfw: hentai, r34, loli, ecchi 

@erandis_vol Dammmmmmm who's the batgirl artist?

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When I see a muscular woman on steroids from behind her massive ass and glistening sweat makes me hungry for buttholes

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Raping a poly boys bitch right in front of him making eye contact telling him his relationship isn't real and then laughing when he cries, then slapping both he and his bitch up. Their relationship is ruined and they break up and have trauma and can never be poly again and you can't stop laughing.

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:Now go suck my AIDS jizz out ya girls pussy but do it on your own time i don wanna see your faces gtfo uh here bitches

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Her: I'm poly!
Me: *with ny accent* PISSHHHHH I DON'T GIVE A *SHIT* BITCH, FUCK ALL YA BOYFRIENDS BITCH YOU ON *DIS" DIQ NOW STFU UNLESS YOU OPENIN THAT PUSSY OTHAWISE MOVE DA FUK ON BISH, OH IS DAT ONE A YO BOIS? AY! AY LIL NIGGA! IMMA FUCK YO BITCH N I DON GIVVA FUCK BOUT HER AS A PERSON I ONLY WANT THAT PUSSY LMFAO YA POLY ASS BITCH LMAOOOO!

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