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I want to invent glasses that let you see if a girl has sucked a bbc, so that you can avoid her.

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Commie sex workers make me want to bash their skulls in because they are hypocrites, commodifying their own bodies while at the same time pretending that they're cheap and base thrills are somehow a higher calling than wealth equality. I have no problem with the sex work I have no problem with people having orgies and doing stuff that I'm bored by at this point and find to be annoying and tedious, what I have a problem with is average people pretending that they're God's gift when they really don't help anyone but their fucking selves.

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I lived bitches :blobrainbow:

Now it's just a matter healin up. It may be a while before I'm fit to get back to workin but I'll surely get there. Till then here's a peek at something I plan to get workin on once I'm able to again.

Pomni is cute :jester_hat:

I wish I could post myself so fedigirls could see that they want me inside them, and also snuggling them wholesomely too though. (I know my desire to be loved and accepted physically are cringe).

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Made some stuff irl but who gives a shit it's not like those people know the real me and it's not like I can show fedi frens because that would be doxxable so fucking stupid I hate this fucking shithole world. I just want to date a psychopath girl who is very possessive so she'll never leave me and she'll think of me like a good dog and she'll never forget to feed me and she's completely capable and not a fuckup.

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Me: My ex bad
My fedifren: Don't worry I will protect you from your ex
My mental health: INCREASES :peepoHappy:

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@Jazzy_Butts not really. She’s the one who made a weird sauce, but didn’t bother to learn anything about food safety. Resulted in the sauce being spoiled when shipped to customers, making lots sick. Also just inconsistent even when not spoiled, and tried to blame the customers that she didn’t know food safety. Now she’s trying to sell people on a “blue” sauce
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