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spell check is supposed to catch things like insuler but it's psyop garbage now so it lets me look like a bigger idiot than I actually am

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Hey gamers you haven't become too insuler have you? /joke reference to negative reception about an article I posted the other day

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I didn't do anything big this Christmas because of medical problems, just not physically up to it, but I did take the time to make cards for family and friends, and I got everyone a gift, it was the same gift, I bought the same gift several times, because it's a good novelty gift that will last forever and also has practical use. I didn't get to spend time with them though, but at least I could give them some gifts and cards.

I'm tired of people thinking internet is real life. Internet is not real life and should be consequence free.

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Vent post that I can't post on my real socials so I'm posting here, about irl.

Ok, I see how it is. I post and post, and none of you can consistently like, or even say hi on holidays? Fuck you. You worthless hillbilly pieces of trash. I hope your gap toothed leatherfaced mamas are proud of what dishonorable little bastards they shit out. You fucks can't even post consistently, you can't even own your identity, you're constantly fucking deleting and curating shit. Or putting zero personality, zero quirk, into your presentation, and then you're wondering why no one is wowed by you, or finds you endearing. Maybe stop sucking. Maybe tell the fucking truth. Maybe wish your fucking family member a merry christmas. I hate to be all "kids these days" but you're some fucking losers. You were supposed to be better than your parents and look at you, losers just like them. Grow up, you can be grown even at 10, grow the fuck up, dust yourself off, quit being a punk, and present yourself god damnit. You are your own best advocate so quit cringing and playing silent treatment games and say what you want to say if you have a problem with me.

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Using your globally reaching telekinetic powers to brutally mutilate a person to death for playing their little "that's a man" game and not even getting it right because they're saying it about a dyke, so you just fucking kill them, all of them, and one day someone might say "Hey have you noticed all the retards who can't clock have disappeared?" and someone else might say "Yea, it's so nice"

If you do something nice, then don't get the reaction you wanted, then get mad about that, you're a manipulative asshole.

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Doing something nice only for a reward is not evidence of you being a good person

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Internet essays are indistinguishable from Patrick Bateman rambling about inconsequential fun facts

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Imagine if god enters your heart and forces you to do shit and then sends you to hell for the shit he forces you to do.

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