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The only bad thing is I can't vape while having my face smashed into the lump

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Oh god yes my fucking back and neck I made a big LUMP on the floor (with microbead cushions and stuff) because nothing is ergonomic for me and I finally got some damn relief imma do this regularly from now on. I'm layed over a big lump in but trucking position, but my lower back hurts too much so don't fuck me.

@grumpy 4 boots, 2 barnacles so you can block front and back

It's not socially acceptable for me to say "If you opened your butthole for me I would jump right in there like scuba steve." to a sexy bitch and that's literally 1984

God imagine how good it must be to be a lucky one, I hope I get to be a lucky one some day. The great thing is, there's nothing in the stars that says I can't be, I just have to hope and maybe I too could be a winner in life 🥺

Need a girl with a fetish for men with invisible disabilities

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Tfw you're Joseph of Nazareth and you roll into the club with your 14yo wife
youtu.be/ThKNt-GY1ww

It took me the longest fucking time to realize that weirdo is one of the worst things black people will call someone, to them, a weirdo is a rapist, a torture killer, a dangerous insane person. White people love weirdos, because to a white person a weirdo is a person who makes funny jokes none of that other fucked up shit.

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We HAVE to end the stigma of being outed as a lolisho in the west

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If something is resting on a solid surface can't it be said that it is floating on that surface? And yet...it might be denser..... incredible

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コミケ1日目お疲れ様でした。お越しくださった皆様、本当にありがとうございました。
漫画がまだまだ下手で反省点も多いのですが、少しでも楽しんでいただければ幸いです。

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