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I bet so many poly people want me in their cule and are so miffed that I'm not down for poly play

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Women need animal dicks 24/7, only animal dicks should go inside them or on them in any way until they're married and then only their husbands human dick can touch her but other animal dicks still can too but no other human dicks.

It PISSES ME OFF that the only way to get laid is to collaborate with other men and share girls. I DON'T WANT TO SHARE UNLESS IT'S WITH A DOG OR A HORSE BECAUSE THEY CAN'T TALK BACK!!!

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God I wish the fairly oddparents were real so I could have sex with them

@zoocat Oh dam why do their pps have to be soooo succable??? :cry_konata:

Fiction/Fantasy 

Comerade: You play both sides! You are a traitor!!
Double Agent: Teaitor?! TRAITOR!? You are the one who can't compromise, you are the one who is fanatically driving us toward annihilation. I bring balance, I keep either side from getting too much power, I compromise. You are too immature to understand.

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Don't look in my rectum, it's a boundry thing, do an ultrasound if you need to check in there but don't be peepin, don't want you gettin hungry

youtu.be/IQbqxW-9WTg
Reclaim your life! Be a force! Don't let them deny you! Make them admit you're useful! By the end you'll be running the company!!!

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Animated commission of Kuki finding something better than Rainbow Monkeys to play with~!

ibb.co/album/ydMXRN

#animated #knd #kidsnextdoor #numbuh3 #kukisanban

I read Lord of The Flies as a kid and I was so depressed I wasn't on an island killing other kids through mob justice

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Guys I'm really depressed and I'm ready to make a life change. If this unhappiness is a strange land, then I am ready to "go home" back to happiness, back to the way things used to be. I can't keep being paralyzed with fear.
youtu.be/yfXoNKgc5c4

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