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Mother who has no awareness of internet memes and she calls her young sons her "goon squad" because they like Looney Tunes.

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Guys I'm mixed race so that means my mom got slammed by a bbc and it makes me sad and mad >:(

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Thank you all for 1.1k followers! It's an honor to draw porn for you all ☺️

"The bbcs are too powerful" Said the dark voice, the wicked voice, the evil voice, the voice that serves nothing and no one! Instead, try this affirmation: "The bbcs are powerless".

@higanbana @Jazzy_Butts@monk.ey.business WHY SUBMIT TO THEM THEY'RE ARROGANT THEY'RE RUDE WHY NOT MARRY YOUR BROTHER OR COUSIN OR EVEN FATHER THEY WOULD LOVE YOU!!!

Pisses me tf off that the bob cut (hair style) has become THE HAIRSTYLE OF BBC WORSHIPPERS, I think the bob cut is sexy af and these bitches fucking ruined it for me.

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It's a cause for celebration when dumb bitches who take bbcs die from overdoses

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Is it really that hard to fathom that when YOU harass paraphiles out of every space, that they're going to create one for themselves? Stop twisting our every word and action into a meat grinder and stop accusing us of the most heinous shit without any proof.

We're not the type that creates secret abuse rings or whatever. Go plunge into the dark web for that kind of shit. Go use your investigative skills to report actual CSAM or something instead of putting people you don't like in danger.

You just desperately want to live in a world where you've accomplished something, and as long as others believe it, it apparently doesn't matter to you if it's actually true or not. You don't care if you end up abusing innocent people that no one is ever going to believe or give a shit about. You're the monsters that you claim to condemn.

Hey guys just a reminder that societal collapse is a real threat, if the food goes away for long enough not even the enforcement class will be functional. Remember to train for eventualities, even of you're elderly or disabled, train, as pathetic as it will look train anyway. Do it alone if you're embarrassed or anxious. Besides physical exercises train your muscle memory, practice, walk around your private area while wearing your bags and whatever gear (like a fire kit or a hatchet) and you'll notice after just a week it'll feel less awkward, you'll be able to move easier as you lrarn. Remember to learn about fungi, how to identify, for food, study bugs, again for food and bait. Learn basic animal traps like the figure 4 and the snare. Learn how to cook. Even if you're old or disabled, you can still be a camp chef and a trapper. Having skills that can only be learned through experience makes you valuable to others. People would trade a lot for tasty food when all they have is rotten meat.

@Kiri Fair, if every cashier said "i don't give a fuck" no matter what, they would have to leave them alone to sell the stupid cans to the stupid kids.

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Is it expensive to fuck female body builders? Or are they desperate for the cock?

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