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@a7 It was ROUGH I said I hate polyamory in all caps because I was having a panic attack and everyone got mad

I'm a very loyal dog in desperate need of a good master. My potential is being wasted.

If you have a nice butthole and a good attitude you have my compliments

If you suck maybe stop sucking and if you don't suck then I'm not talking about you.

@hula @tigress @HimawariWasTaken@pawoo.net Interracial is dehumanizing fetishization so the wokies are very against it, and they're eating their own because a lot of them are disgusting fucking cucks (I know how they think because I did thought experiments)

@cummies @rachie I can't tell but they have that cute look and even if they have tits it's still a child's head on an adults body

If your parents breath smells like shit it means they did a scat video in secret to make money

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I'm the type of person who notices patterns really well. They even said so when I was being tested as a kid to see what was wrong with me, apparently my iq is very high so I seem retarded to actual retards because they're too dumb to know they're the dumb ones. This makes me very good at "reading" people, and at first I didn't understand it but as I aged I learned to trust my gut. So if someone was shitty to me if I notice someone with the same paterns as the person who was shitty to me I know now they're likely to be a similar kind of person to the one who was shitty to me, and are thus likely to be shitty to me, and lo and behold I'm usually right.

@amerika @zombiefemboy Yes this is why I prefer masturbation to casual sex, I've had plenty btw, even with a few pornstars when I was a teen because of friends of friends. Those experiences were nice, but were nothing compared to the passion, trust, and love I felt for my first girlfriend before she cheated on me and got raped by who she cheated with (karma I guess).

Fiction/Fantasy 

Two lovers embrace, surrounded by freshly killed human bodies. "They will never know love like ours *kiss*." "Their *smooch* love is weak, it is diluted for all man*kiss*kind!" "*Heavy breathing* Yes! We are *armpit inhale* the pure ones!! The new Adam..." "*Gasp* and Eve."

The two make perfect pure indivisible love among the corpses of their enemies.

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@zombiefemboy Idk, how fat is your ass? (changing topics because idgaf)

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