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I used to be such a bby
Until people were mean to me
Now I'm hardcore >:c

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I made a mistake!!!
This drawing of #Crash licking #Tawna's ass was supposed to be a "Twitter" X drawing. :twitter:
But without realizing I put the wrong signature, now it's too late to change that🤦

#crashbandicoot #cocobandicoot #coco #tawnabandicoot #sex #sexy

@TURBORETARD9000 @hula I was told by my mom (not the most worldly) that you don't have to pay taxes if you're below a certain poverty line.

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Ugh I hate when hot bitches my age have kids. Oh, you're cute, and bubbly, and also sensitive and intuitive?? Oh but you have a kid.....................................................................UH OH GONNA LOSE YOU I'M GOING THROUGH A TUNNEL

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Vanessa the security guard decides to kill some time before her shift ends and has some fun with her little trespasser!

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Jazzy: I'm ORDERING you to take a break Jazzy!
Jazzy: You're ORDERING me to take a break?
Jazzy: Yes
Jazzy: Ok guess I have to take a break!
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: Good talk
Jazzy: So uh, let's go
Jazzy: Oh yea *hurries to take break*

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Taking a break from all this big brain activity, I'm not a god, but only a mortal

There are so many forms of legal prostitution it's not even funny. Bespoke prostitution, and even prostitution that none of the participants even realize is prostitution. Like the guy with the super hot body and nice finances and property that gets really positive attention from women...he wouldn't get that if he didn't have those things. But this somehow isn't prostitution.

Hot bitches just making money for being hot (not even for having sex) have always been a thing and it's not new because of internet or anything. VHS tapes of hot women, in spandex, doing "exercise" have always been a booming industry. They even had old vhs taps of girls with big tits shooting guns using swords or whatever "super cool" thing you can think of. It's nothing new.

I wish there was a way to augment the human body to increase it's defenses.

@a7 It was ROUGH I said I hate polyamory in all caps because I was having a panic attack and everyone got mad

I'm a very loyal dog in desperate need of a good master. My potential is being wasted.

If you have a nice butthole and a good attitude you have my compliments

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