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@higanbana @rachie uh no actually pinhead tortures people because he is a slave to bureaucracy and has no choice, and he also happens to like it.

Someone who promotes a political cause by putting things in their butt

God dayum you're making me horny with that big black booty you gay fat boi 🥺

Keep the bbcs out of my ass and keep the bbc cum out of my mouth don't spit bbc cum into my mouth with your lady mouth after trucking me like it's a kiss and then you spit some other guys cum into my mouth you dirty bitch that's a nasty trick.

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@higanbana @rachie Only violent crimes and only when they're prolonged sadism. Punching someone to gain compliance in a robbery and that's all, that doesn't deserve flaying. But if someone kidnaps a person who never wronged them to torture them for a length of time does deserve flaying.

@rachie Normies shouldn't be allowed to vote, they already violate by banning felons from voting so fuck it everybody I don't like can't vote. That's the real way to solve the problems. Seriously then we'd all go to vote and we'd all agree about common sense shit like people who are proven beyond a shadow of a doubt to be guilty get flayed alive. All others ARE innocent until PROVEN guilty. Watch society get better and be amazed.

My boners just haven't been poppin since I got those platonic cuddles you guys idk what's wrong with me but I bet when I nut it'll be huge it's been almost a fucking week and you know me it's usually twice a day at least. Thinking of only cumming the old fashioned way into vaginas like Moses (I assume Moses didn't masturbate).

Hooking up: Nice, some fuckmeat, all done ok bye fuckmeat, yes yes I know I was amazing, now bye and I don't care about your inevitable suffering in this life.

Being in a REAL relationship: My soul is bonded to yours we are one body and I am constantly worrying about you and I won't tolerate anyone disrespecting you

And that's why I can't be poly. 99% of sex is disrespectful, so no way I want other people doing that to my partner. Only WE can disrespect eachother like that.

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I'm Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!🌙 🌹

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Stupid dicks always giving me stupid boners oh I'm sorry i saw your hard dick and now my dick is hard too now I hate this you're so gross >:C /rant

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Scully worries about doppelgangers. Mulder tries to tie NSA spooks to spontaneous combustion.

My ex got mad when I said I was a retard and I'm not allowed to use the r word around them anymore

Guys I haven't been fapping ever since my ex gave me good good good good cuddles they were platonic cuddles get your minds out of the gutter you sick bastards

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