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Nymphomania is when a girl masturbates or has sex when she's not ovulating/s

Is it a good idea to take note of when ovary havers snuggle on you? You know, because if they're receptive it probably means they're ovulating? Are women like that? I think they are but I'm only theorizing... unless they have nymphomania or something :smug:

There's an emptiness inside
When fedi frens divide
When they don't hang on
For the ride
*alt rock guitar hits*

@regnumAnarchos Why didn't I think of that before ok I can do this I have to channel my inner phys ed team captain

After learning about bpd and narcissism I learned that a bpd and a narcissist can have a functional romantic relationship as long as the narcissist constantly showers the bpd in love even though it will only occasionally be returned and they will have high abandonment anxiety (which is why so much unconditional love is required). The narcissist has to remember that their partner is the best in the world because they're the best in the world (the narc is) and so they would only pick a good partner. As long as the narc never enters the devaluation phase I think it should work.

I'm kind of scared of things working in a serious relationship way because she has trauma and I don't think she would accept me being a lolisho

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Scully tries to save Mulder from bad-man senators. Mulder is impersonated by bug-women.

Guys how do you find "easy" girls? I asked my mom but she says she doesn't know any. I don't have anyone else I can ask.

Let me suc those Hispanic buttcheeks grandma please

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Imagine waking up and every filthsmiler was gone? No more little filthsmilers smiling when they only mean to dominate you, faking kindness, faking sweetness.

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Mario girls (and Bowser) dreaming about Mario's big mushroom

Ugh just saw a filthy little converter muslim, their smiles are so rehearsed and they're so tense and stiff while they claim they're so happy and at peace.

Fiction/Fantasy 

I'm sorry that your muscular Spanish pussy turned me into an addict you're going to have to kill me

AHHHHH DO WOMEN WANT TO BE CONTROLLED OR DO THEY WANT TO BE FREE OR DOES EACH INDIVIDUAL WOMAN WANT SOMETHING DIFFERENT???? I CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT!!!!

Ok guys finally nutted and it was a volumous and thick load. I think the endorphins from that cuddle last weak are wearing off because I finally fapped again. Idk you guys. I just don't know. I need cuddles more but they're not available :C

@Sp I wish a girl would pity me enough to KEEP being nice to me not just enough to be nice once then ghost me

Grip me with your meaty clitoris that is prehensile like an elephants trunk

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