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Normies are so stupid they don't even know wnats don't like Trump or Maga because Trump and Maga aren't racist enough, and Trump refuses to go that far.

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I think it's over. I know I say this all the time like hey you guys it's over this is it it's over but I actually think it's coming up really close to it being over now for real this time because nothing good has been made by the big entertainment jews in a long time it just all sucks it's all so lame I'm just going to jack off until I die or something because south park has gotten stale

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i keep fantasizing about being a teen girl at a sleepover and all the other girls are like “sooo did u lose your v-card yet??!?! >:3” and i’m like “um…” and and i have to tell them the story of how it happened all while trying to avoid revealing that the guy i slept with was actually a dog

“how old was he??”

“ummm…” (pausing to calculate the dog-to-human-years equation in my head) “21…”

“omfg, no way!! an older guy!?”

“haha, yeah! he’s, uh, a friend of my sister’s? and we were home alone one night, and he suddenly kissed me out of nowhere and, well… we just kept going from there!”

“what does he look like?!”

“oh, um… well, he’s super strong and muscular and just really, really handsome, y’know?! maybe a little bit unconventionally attractive, but like, you guys think trace cyrus is hot, so you really can’t judge me…”

Guys if I get a black femboy bf I'm going to probably pretend I never was on fedi and never said horrible racist things on the internet in general

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ラフとか下書きとかイメージがまとめきれなかったもの😭

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やったぁぁー!!コツコツ作り続けた商業の原稿がようやく脱稿したぜええ!今宵は男の娘のおちんちんミルクで​:kanpai:​じゃああああ!​:yanchon_kanpai:

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​:resonyance:​亜希ちゃん漫画更新しました(1/2)
のぞき見がおじさんにバレちゃった亜希ちゃん
:kiken_ga_abunai:​​:eyes_fidgeting:

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They've suspended my Fanbox account, so I'm thinking about alternatives rn.
I will try to contact Subscribestar and see if they can finally either "review" my page or ban me for good, it's been almost a year ffs ...
I thought it would be fair/honest to ask you guys about opinions, rather than deciding alone.
Once again, thank you all for your support :blobheartcat: :blobuwu: :blobkissheart:
What do you guys think?

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Fedifrens hve stopped giving hugs *bangs fists against asylum walls*
*screams*
WHY
WHY HAVE THEY STOPPED GIVING HUGS

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Don't you ever owe people money, especially if your a luscious busty babe. It can go wrong for your sorry ass pretty quickly! xD
This is the first in a series in 5 pics commissioned by my good friend Yozuru (variations on the lower panel), all available for free at studiopirrate *DOT* com ;)

🎶 If I could make
Gentle love
With a
Fedi fren
We could both
Learn to make
Gentle love again
🎶

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Scully ignores increasingly obvious immortality. Smoking Man reveals his connection to 9/11.

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How's it feel to have a used up sleeve that washed up on the beach for a partner?

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