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Imagine if you had a big dick
and then you fucked a girl
and then you fucked her brother
and then you fucked her father
and then you fucked her mother
and then you fucked their dog
and they were all shocked by mind blowing orgasms and had to quickly reevaluate life
they love you now

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:skeb:仕様等変更に伴って今後は基本的に開放して運用したいと思いますのでよろしくお願いいたします
:doge:(作業ペースめちゃくちゃ牛歩ですのでご了承ください)

https://skeb.jp/@takato96suke

I hate people who think they're better and get offended when you're not like them

@zoocat That's what I want to know too did I get muted or something by people or are they just tired of me T-T

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Someone should make a meme movie Glasgow Wonka now.

Every time oomfies disappear it makes me think THEY WERE A CATFISH THEY WERE A SPY!! But they might have died for all I know.

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Is having conversations with me hard?

If I ever sent you dms asking if you had a physical vagina I apologize for my inappropriate question. It did not occur to me that it may be offensive to ask that, given the context.

Scary thoughts 

I'm old. I've got to stop trying to be young. The world has moved on without me. It's time to let go.

I appreciate composition more than subject matter, in case you were wondering

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@perfect_brains I'm being objective when I say porn is not laborious work compared to coal mining, at least I believe I am.

You open the door and it's your fedi date Jazzy

You think: Omg I'm overweight and I look like a man I'm so gross nobody likes me
Jazzy: *Looks at you with big baby eyes like you're mommy*
You: OMG I CAN'T I'M TRAPPED COME IN LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU YOU'RE SO SAD AND DEPRESSED AND YOU ACTUALLY THINK IM SEXY I NEED YOU T-T

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