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Scully tries to save Mulder from FEMA bees. Mulder hallucinates that he should take up a Buddhism habit.

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Smokey dirty chinese gambling den
"CHING CHANG YANG OOH!" one yells to the back, they look hungry.
A tiny and elderly asian man in a chefs uniform comes out from the kitchen with a limp. He's holding a rope and behind him follows a big buck negro with a 12 inch penis.
"LING CHANG! LING CHANG! LING CHANG GAO!!!"
One of the gamblers excitedly shouted.
The elderly chef in one smooth motion grabbed the negro penis and chopped it off with an asian fish knife.
"Hhhhnnnngggggaaaaaaahh" the negro screamed into his cloth gag.
"Cing lao, ching lao bong!" the old chef said authoritatively while holding the severed penis up for all to see. He then retreated back behind his chefs island table and began preparing the dish.
"Ding bao loo sey nao!!" one of the gamblers said, which loosely translates to: "This filthy negro, he thought he could disrespect other races women, now we will show him all he is good for is an exotic meal! He should have been more respectful!!"

"What if I ate your fucking face" said your debate partner in a very uncharacteristic manner, they lost the debate yet you do not feel like a winner, you feel afraid, looking over your shoulder as you go to your car.

I know on the inside I'm a feminist even though dumb cunts might say I'm not because I don't want to open my gfs vagina and put other dicks in there.

Ok made up a new character called Psychic Therapist and they actually said it's ok for me to lust for animal cocks and that my old irl therapist was a dumb nofap bitch

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@nate_river Yea but also I don't have any friends nearby my only friend irl is my ex and they live an hour away and are dealing with a lot right now

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Idk how people don't recognize that homosexuality and trangender being considered a mental disorder doesn't make them read the DSM-V with a more critical eye. A lot of disorders are very obviously "housewife I don't like, kid that isn't obedient enough, woman who is annoying, kid that is seen and heard too much, housewife who is having an existential crisis, weird kid, women who we aren't allowed to lobotomize anymore"
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Palworld anyone?
POKEMON! I ment POKEMON!
For comms: therappy@outlook.com

If jordan peterson can have a normal one I can have a normal one too

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Politics is fake, considering shutting out the false world (hermitude)

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