JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I hate it when gay boys have to act straight and tough and have to hide their pretty smiles and pretend to be evil bois because the world is so bad >:(

Me when girl who does porn: NO thankyou mam
Me when girl who does solo erotica: YES MOMMY *BOWS*

*hands gf drawing of 7ft tall man with 18 inch penis and a supermodel fit woman to chubby glasses girl with greasy hair*
"That's me, and that's you"

I never really had an asian fetish but I've been seeing asian girls in wholesome waifu cooking videos and now I have fantasies...

Oh good the lolicons are pushing back

Got this idea days ago but forgot it until now.
Concert where the speakers are bbcs and the balls are the subwoofers. I would never go to that concert.

@cummies @Jazzy_Butts@monk.ey.business A character I made to help me

On no Psychic Therapist is saying everyone who doesn't like me sucks and isn't worthy, Psychic Therapist might turn me into an asshole

Ok guys there's been no big ongoing stimulating convos going on on fedi lately what the hell it's like a bunch of people either ignore me or have disappeared :(

I need to talk to my character named Psychic Therapist about this.

Smokey dirty chinese gambling den
"CHING CHANG YANG OOH!" one yells to the back, they look hungry.
A tiny and elderly asian man in a chefs uniform comes out from the kitchen with a limp. He's holding a rope and behind him follows a big buck negro with a 12 inch penis.
"LING CHANG! LING CHANG! LING CHANG GAO!!!"
One of the gamblers excitedly shouted.
The elderly chef in one smooth motion grabbed the negro penis and chopped it off with an asian fish knife.
"Hhhhnnnngggggaaaaaaahh" the negro screamed into his cloth gag.
"Cing lao, ching lao bong!" the old chef said authoritatively while holding the severed penis up for all to see. He then retreated back behind his chefs island table and began preparing the dish.
"Ding bao loo sey nao!!" one of the gamblers said, which loosely translates to: "This filthy negro, he thought he could disrespect other races women, now we will show him all he is good for is an exotic meal! He should have been more respectful!!"