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Would you offer support to a fedi fren trying to better their personality?
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A little Frankie and Mac moment :blobcatmelt:

Inspired by Vee's wonderful works of them

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I was real happy
Not feeling crappy
Then some ex fedifrens start laughin at me
Hey what's funny guys
They had evil eyes
And then they said we hope you realize
You are a joke
Nobody likes you
Look around and you will note that you've got no crew
Hey now man I said
That's uncalled for
I notice that your face is red
and that your butt is sore
You should walk back through the door
Or maybe lay down on the floor
And calm down while you count to four
You see me as a lame and that sure is a shame
I could probably date your dame
So don't dismiss my game
What the hell you let that slip
He's got bars I gotta dip
But before you close the app
I jump through and give a slap
I bridged the gap
Electron zap
One of my many powers you sap

Kind of relieved I got mistaken for white not mixed by a racist black recently, that means I can blend in with the normal whites, I'll be let on the starship.

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I wanted to post more of Milky my bunny, but i guess i have to much of him to post in one 4 images 😔 but anyways here he is, taking a classic big horse cock :DDD!!

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=3= yo!
any of you guys have decent audio and the ability to mimic the voices of fwench fwy and iscream from chikin nuggit? cuz i need someone to do voicework for a lil animation look i did, i got some epic sfx for it, but me and the sfx artist dont sound the part. i'd ask on twitter, but i dont trust that place

i already blew my spending money on the sfx, so i can only pay you like 10 bucks at most , just need some moaning and one and a half lines of dialogue :blobsadreach:

Straight Man: HEY! YOU! BOY!
TransBoy Fem Twink: Huh? Me?
Straight Man: YEA! YOU! I'M GONNA RAPE YOU GAY STYLE!!
TransBoy Twink: (Thinking-OMG he thinks I'm a cis boy??) *cuntboy boycunt gets sopping wet* (Thinking-OMG he's going to rape me, as a boy! I've only been raped as a girl before, they didn't respect my gender...but finally, I'll be raped as a boy! Prison style! Man on man rape!...wait...he thinks I have a...a dick??? HE'S GOING TO RAPE MY ASS!!! OMG!) *suddenly he orgasms on the spot as the Straight Man makes his way towards him.*

One day they are going to have split pelvis body modifications that will let a human keister an entire watermelon

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@EscBoy I have an absence in my life where a person should be who reaches out to me every day because they love me and I reach out to them for the same reason and we connect and it's nice

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Need muscular body ugly face girl with low self esteem so she settles for guys who are fat and poor and gross and who are mentally children 🥺

@uwuchan1@pawoo.net I guess but ai seems worse somehow

@uwuchan1@pawoo.net Idk I've seen people say they've tested popular ai and it gets things like code wrong all the time or will make up other things. I worry people who are not aware of the danger psychologically will be tricked by charm.

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