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Must be a pain in the butt to work at the mansion 😉 🍑

New reward available: Frankie Foster from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
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over 7 feet tall
arms long with hands that reach to knees
a jutting jaw and lips so long and protruding that they resemble an anteater
obsidian black and able to vanish completely in shadows, only sonar or thermal cameras can detect them
they cannot stand upright and remain hunched at all times
they shuffle but can sprint at great speeds, be cautious
they smile to show aggression much like a chimp
their penises are as long and thick as pool noodles and tbey drag behind them on the ground
their eyes are small and dim but with an uncanny sharpness that makes the dimness appear to only be an act, BE WARY!!
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN NEGRO!!!!!!

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I will find the girl whos dommy mommy in the streets and subby pubby in the sheets

Why do faggots say not to live for revenge? Revenge is the point of life. Someone slaps you and you lay there, unmoving, you're not stoic you're spiritually dead. The hero of all our stories never takes it like a bitch, except Jesus, and look how cucked that made our society. Our biggest hero is a cuck who says "akshually me laying here like a dead cuck is my REAL revenge because it proves you guys are JERKS!"...but they knew that so they had to say "AKSHUALLY he WILL come back and get his revenge just not right now!" and so you see, revenge IS the point of life.

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I'd rather have an ugly girl who tries than a hot girl who lays there. You skiny or fat or goblin lookin bitches, ay, what's up?

If someone could make an ai that seamlessly made bbcs in any video white.......they could save the world. It would replace all bbc features with white ones. Those big lipped protruding jawed sandpaper haired guys will become blonde beautiful chads with sexy white skin. /Theory

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Showing off the goods, little rascals :blobcoffee:

Gwen from Ben 10 (Omniverse version and original version)

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People be like "16 is a child" and then the 16 year old does a 250lb bench press.

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Scully rejects proof of invisibility. Mulder tries to save Scully from crispy-skin-itis.

@Arcana I think most porn stars do it because they're stupid, they got dumb brains. There's some who go in with their eyes open and control what they do and aren't abused, those girls are smart and I respect them. I don't respect girls who get played, I pity them. Hopefully enough other girls see what happens to them and learn from their stories.

@Arcana Women WANT to be treated like garbage in exchange for goods. It's how they've survived for millions of years. I'm not saying it's good. It's just the way it is.

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