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Guys my ex is playing head games with me by alternating between silent treatment and breadcrumbing please advise

Fantasizing hard about dating a deaf/mute girl and protecting her from a world that doesn't understand her

Ok sex perverts I want to get more fit so that you will lust after me. I want to post progress but idk how to without doxing myself.

Guys I played doom eternal a lot the last week and now I keep hearing fucking doom music even when the game's off

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GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT GUYS I HATE IT I'M UNDERSTANDING POLYAMORY AND CUCKOLDRY AHHHHHH OK OK LISTEN SO if I'm a really old man and I can't fuck good anymore and I have this little pretty woman who I can only keep around by keeping her happy and I can't put a chain around her neck (unfortunately) so I have to let her do what she wants to stay happy and that might mean fucking some alpha chad retard but he'll be poor compared to my boomer bucks and so I'll have ultimate control over the kitten I can cut her off if she misbehaves too much but that's a sad day that neither of us would want to see so it would be a balance D: NO NO NO DENY DENY DENIAL SHOVE IT DOWN IT'S UNTRUE TRANSACTIONAL LOVE IS WRONG AND TRUE LOVE EXISTS LIKE DISNEY SAID AHHHHHHHHHHH REPRESS REPRESS REPRESS!!!! MADONNA WHORE SPLIT DIVIDE COMPLEX AHHHHH NO NO NO NO NOOOOO AHHH MY BUTTHOLE!!! (has seizures from butthurt)

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Scully worries about ghost dads. Mulder empathizes with ghost dads.

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ランドセルとおそろい・あるいは使ってたランドセルで作ったっぽい色の首輪や拘束具ってのあるけど(好き)
幼稚園児なら幼稚園バッグっぽい黄色でやればいいと浮かんだのでメモしとく。赤黒ピンクとかに比べてエロ差は減るけど。

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One more page left on Farm Lessons 22. After this, moving on to Santo Playa 3.

Here is some Heather to get you all started. #santo_playa #jabcomix #loli

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Evil woman who manipulates betamale into a relationship and manipulates him into being a vicious woman abuser and sexual predator, and maybe it ends with him turning on her and raping her too because she made him too vicious >:) ....but wait that's the plot to princess 69... everything's been done before!!! T-T

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Scully seeks chill through prayer. Mulder accuses a professor of being an alien.

I kind of miss having my bff around but he was toxic. He was the perfect foil though. I'd say something like "corkscrew cocks that slither up inside ya" and he wouldn't be rude but he definitely wouldn't be on board. He'd say something like "that sounds like a nightmare dimension" through incredulous laughter and then we'd both be laughing...I miss those days. He and I would cuddle, and rub eachothers backs with no shirts on. But he was straight. He was a twink and he was straight. Yea right. He had an ex boyfriend who looked like hot topic threw up on his perfect twink frame but that was just a phase and he's straight. He said while I sensually embraced him around his naked middle, pressing my naked chest against his whispy back, such a delicate frame, such a sweet boy. He was actually a year older than me but his youthful appearance made him look like an ageless angel. He got addicted to heroin. Stopped making it out to hang out, my bed was empty, yea we weren't dating, but it felt like it, and hea he wasn't gay, but it felt like it...I think he was just in denial. I needed him, and he needed me, I don't know why he did it. I don't know why he thought it mattered so much. I didn't think it did, not until I saw gay after gay have a little crisis about it, and now I wonder if they've infected me with their self hatred. I just want to love again and to be loved mutually by a willing partner who I know and who knows me.

Wait I guess I already am pro polyamory because I am fine with my gf having a dog partner or a horse partner (just not a human one, I'm specist) and animals are beings and so it shouldn't not count as polyamory just because one of the partners is non-human. Ok so I'm pro polyamory but ONLY with dogs and horses would I be comfortable with it. Oh and pigs. Pigs have cute/cool corkscrew cocks that slither up inside ya.

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I just leave porn on now like Patrick Bateman. I'm not even watching it. I forget I even put it on if I walk away to do something.

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Are any of you guys good at downloading videos? Want to download this for me and post it so I can dl it? 🥺
baddieschicks.com/video/anna-b

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Polyamory only works in a closed society, not one where every darkskined nigger with bits of fried chicken stuck in his teeth can come fuck (rape) your family.

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