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I WILL sexually dominate consensually a TALL younger femboy, TALLER THAN ME (I'm short), and he will submit and be my little (giant) housewife and I will fuck his ass lookin like Mr. Spacely bouncing on that ass

Didn't think this needed a Fiction tag but someone out there is bound to believe I have minions and do rapes and that the minions criticize the rapes I do.

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Psycho Jazzy: I'm here to rape cunt C: *does the gentlest rape ever*
Minions looking on in shock and disappointment: YOU CALL THAT A RAPE???

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Lian And Dagger

My part of an art trade I did with @Okymir where I drew our OC's Together

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@balthybibi I don't know you well enough to answer this but if you're a peaceful person I hope you feel better

You can either have identity anonymity and get to speak your mind truthfully, or you can be a public face and always censor everything you say and always try to side with public opinion PREEMPTIVELY, this means you must anticipate trends and be an early adopter so that when it finally becomes public opinion you will get cred for "being on the right side of history". Very tough compared to just being anonymous and shooting the shit. Also very fake, ironically, since anons are considered the fake ones.

*the good weirdos 2 the bad ones*
THEY NOT LIKE US THEY NOT LIKE US :smugdance:

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@ThrowawayAI I'm sorry insurance companies are so cruel, recently had to upend my life because of their bullshit

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*Getting horny for The Dirty Bubble from SpongeBob SquarePants*
Couldn't b me

Imagine if we actually were sexually dimorphic and males had a forehead that was 15 inches tall and girls had a forehead that was only 1 inch.

My safe ip for me lately (like a safe character but the whole show) has been rugrats. I don't like totcon stuff but I make an exception for the rugrats babies and it's the same exception I make for Stewie, and the babies from Boss Baby, these babies can talk, have wit, make puns, are highly capable beings. Now I imagine I'm in the rugrats universe but I can hear the babies as a grownup, or maybe I'm even one of the babies myself, or a big kid like Angelica. :3

I hate how in the walking dead michione is basically a nosey cunt who if she had fucked off and left the general alone and not broken into his fucking home she wouldn't have wound up all fucked up. She has no reason to be such a bitch, he hasn't wronged her, besides his men capturing her, such a huge fucking bitch. Hate her. She's supposed to be sympathetic, they did a terrible job.

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