JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@tewi_topper 😭 but like as a fantasy right just like as fiction though yes?

What's worse?
Contracting the murder of a cow so you can eat it, thus directly involving you in its demise...or, buying cow meat you happon upon that is for sale at a market, so you had no direct involvement with its killing.

Boutta smoke a fat bowl and watch an episode of oldschool rugrats

Supervillain name: The Diddler

Modus Operandi: Minorly inconveniences others by sneaking up on them and tickling their buttcheeks while giggling and then running away

Anyone who is mean to a porn girl for refusing to do a scene whe she finds out it's a race she doesn't like needs a punch in the nose.

@icedquinn Hey! I'm alone too, fam ditched me like they regularly do. How's it going? I'm listening to this star trek audiobook.
https://youtu.be/b6t8876XOls

@TURBORETARD9000 @shrimp I try to stay prepped. I have a bunch of shelf stable food from when I was scared Hillary was going to win.

@TURBORETARD9000 @shrimp I feel really bad for not getting a faraday cage I love you guys

Not allowed to know the truth.

@TURBORETARD9000 @shrimp huh I told my stepdad about that years ago and he didn't believe me and he's supposed to be a smart electronics guy (but he's a stupid religion believer so...he also things that newtons first law isn't real)

It's a sad song because the lack of feminine black nuts is depressing