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Me: Interracial marriage is the way to be! Do do do do do do do do dee dee dee
Psychic gf: Uhhh Jazzy isn't that a little hypocritical? How can you only like WMBF interracial marriage?
Me: Idk I just do...I know it's bad, I try not to be so vocally unfair about it now though...
Psychic gf: That's good, at least you're trying
Me: I still don't want to be a cuckold though
Psychic gf: lol you don't have to be, you don't have to be *snuggs*

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Fantasy/Fiction 

Butler: Sir, your fresh loli has arrived
You: Has she been properly brainwashed?
Butler: Yes sir, made to watch every episode of ben 10 and convinced that she is Gwen, Sir
You: Excellent

You raise your elderly form from its seated position, the years are starting to show. You hobble toward the fresh loli who is smiling with a vacant drugged look on her face. Through her eyes you look handsomez, she has no idea she's about to have sex with a disgusting pervert who is hated by everybody!

Ok I feel like I should tell you guys what's really been going on. Soldering didn't work out, but my hobby now is gardening, it's been a longtime off and on hobby but this time I'm taking it more seriously again now. Plants bring me peace. They don't care, they don't attack, or retreat, they just accept what's given, and they exist, I respect them, a lot, they never complain.

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What's worse?
Contracting the murder of a cow so you can eat it, thus directly involving you in its demise...or, buying cow meat you happon upon that is for sale at a market, so you had no direct involvement with its killing.

"LET US WORK FROM HOME!!!!" *punches the nazi in the face*
"LET US WORK FROM HOME!!!"

You know Trump's gonna lose this time because he doesn't have the zeitgeist behind him. Fagot shouldn't have sided with those putrid xstians. (no offense if you identify as one).

Anon abuse has got to end. Cultures have been abusing anons for over a decade now. Anons need to be allowed to shitpost, and to troll, otherwise it's all for nothing.

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Do frens not want to talk to me because they think I'm a creepy old guy? I'M NOT OLD!!

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Mind blowing moment you guys. I just realized that blacks "behavior" is actually a result of racism, and not the cause of. (*behavior like secret codes, a secret society, etc. they did that because they had to have ways to communicate that whites wouldn't understand because of slavery days... those damn slavery days, ruined everything imo).

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New reward available: Scarlett from Steamboy
Full resolution available for Fanbox subscribers only: oca.fanbox.cc/posts/7894051

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Cream the rabbit (sketch)

- randomly felt like drawing her tonight.

#loli #furry #creamtherabbit

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