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Are you a fat old femboy who's over the hill? I'll still fuck your ass tbh bby, I'll savor kissing you too you little cutie, you cute little thicc girly man.

Shy girl in love with MC ovehears him saying: IF THE BITCH DON'T SUCK HORSE COCKS I DON'T EVEN WANNA KNOW THE BITCH!

The shy girl began to cry and ran off, she could never suck a horse dick she thought, just then, the horse dick fairy appeared in front of her! Everyone knew the horse dicked fairy could activate the lusts of anyone and give them an appreciation for horse dicks!
Horse dicked fairy: NEIGH!!!!!!!!

And the rest, as they say, is history. The shy girl became the best horse dick sucker around and married the MC.

So I guess while I was asleep between age 25 and age 30 they started defining cosplay as r34? Cosplay is not r34, stop it.

OMG I COULDN'T LOG INTO C.C BECAUSE I FORGOT MY USERNAME THERE IS @JAZZY NOT @Jazzy_Butts

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Fantasy/Fiction 

Me: I bet your pussy tastes like Chuck E Cheese because I'm lovin it.
Her: I want to kill myself
Me: No don't kill urself bby let me get a piece!

@CastlePick@eepy.express You've got to play typing attack fren

@ThrowawayAI @cummies I cleared cookies and at least got more than a black screen then but when I typed my user name and pw it said credentials invalid x-x

@ThrowawayAI Oh huh I was wondering about that too but forgot about it until you said that, so it didn't go through I was thinking it just was invisible for me

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Greg fucking steven and impregnating him 

Greg forcibly explaining to steven the birds and the bees

From my steven universe artpack 1, on gumroad and booth

#stevenuniverse #greg #gay #bigdick #incest #agegap #agedifference #muscleshota #mpreg #zenpei

@myus@eepy.express *long pause*
Joe: Do you think chimps have pedophiles? Like do you think there are pedophile chimps?..............there have to be, right?"

@CeraCymmetry Yea tried that thought the same thing but it pulls up the same error. Of note in incognito mode the ui isn't just a black screen, the background is loaded but with no posts and the 401 in red at the top.

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@CeraCymmetry Then I'm getting a technical problem because I can't see the site T-T it loaded fine this morning and then literally stopped working in the middle of me going to check notifs, and hasn't worked since, but I see other people retooting from there from here so I kind of assumed the worst

youtu.be/AZGB5HWV-ZQ
If I was banned off c.c for a drawing I'm going to take it as a badge of honor

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