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So I'm only really interested in my partner if either A) everyone else finds them repulsive so they never get laid or B) they find everyone else but me repulsive so they never get laid

I lose interest in my partner if I see other people touch them sexually that's why I don't do polyamory.

And even then, I'd want POWERFUL MAGNETS PRESENT and I would want everyone present to have to pass through the POWERFUL MAGNETS so if they had an internal microphone it would fuck them and their stupid mic up

Hey guys I'm 100% convinced dead internet theory is real the internet is nothing but a testing sandbox for ai now and so since everything is tracked everything glows so I have to detach from screens. I don't trust anything online not to be recorded, at all times, I don't even trust talking around a powered down cell phone. I would only feel 100% confident my conversation was private if we were naked in a room with no electronics.

Men SHOULDN'T be talking to girls they don't know. Men should only talk to women who already know them, through work or mutual friends, never, ever, a stranger.

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Frankie Foster

She is helping to advertise blue's new pantie line :catto_blush:

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@icedquinn I didn't mean whistling, I meant coming up and putting their arm around a girl and acting threatening while pretending to be a nice guy but you can tell he doesn't give a damn what she thinks he just wants to rape her

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I wish I could beat three guys who catcall to death, with a club, mangle their legs so they can't run then split their crunchy melons. Maybe knife their buttholes up before they depart.

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Mulder pretends like he cares more about evil AI babes than Scully. Doggett grabs a loner novelist angrily by the lapels.

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I'm going to call AI what it is, internet interference, they realized they couldn't jam the literal signals because people would notice and shit would hit the fan, so they have poisoned the internet the same way ai sets are poisoned, the purpose of ai is to churn garbage endlessly jamming effective mass group communication, one to one communication will go largely uneffected but say goodbye to any formidable hivemind that operates independent of government/corporate whims. Endless nonsense images churning in a sea of fiction, a sea of nothingness, they realized they couldn't kill the internet without making the monkey (mass human body) flinch so instead of killing it they lobotomized it.

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still thinking about that time when my babysitter was definitely a map and was trying to do stuff
ie peak in the bathroom, hung out in my room a lot, went through my clothes, wore less and less clothing.
wish she did something, I would have loved to be a child wife

I mean fr if that's my cousin (I haven't seem him in years) he's got them dsls, mmmmmmm you know only family knows how to treat family mmm that's right *spits chewing tobacco*

I think I just accidentally hit on my cousin via Grindr...if it is him, and he's down, I will fuck my cousins asshole, I hope there will be no drama in the family, especially if we fall in gay cousin love and get legit gay cousin married

Please give me a dark black gf god, please give her to me, please make her have a thigh gap and great legs and a bit of a butterface but not really just because of western beauty standards and she will be my sassy queen

Need autistic femboy bf who doesn't babble on and gives good head

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