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"Dad this is probably not the best time to tell you about this but something else happened today...with a kid...and my mask"
I love The Incredibles

I just want to protect a softboi and be his favorite person

@Varlus @bloop I've been there, some spicy takes that seem fine but then upon further reflection the sweat begins to form

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I need map support I'm not feeling good rn :( just feeling scared and bad which I know is what the antis want so that makes me feel even worse because it's like I'm letting them win and I'm in a shame spiral and I'm almost crying because I worry online maps aren't real maps or aren't trustworthy so we'll never be able to actually support eachother as humans but just as letters on a screen because it's not safe enough to just exist with a face and body as a map (idk how those few public maps have not been harmed people are so crazy I half expect them to hunt them down as a huge hivemind normie network like the fucking borg)

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The government HAS to accept maps if they want a functioning state, they can't just gulag 5% of the population (EXTREMELY low estimate) at random. "But Jazzy, it's not at random, those are PEDOPHILES and they're DISGUSTING!!" uhh well MAPness is an inborn trait and can emerge ANYWHERE in a population, among the rich, the poor, and it doesn't care about race, so it really is impossible to eliminate without eradicating all human DNA. Just be good people. Be NICE people. Don't be a big disgusting WEIRDO who is filled with so much hate that they hurt strangers just to make themselves feel better.

@degen Just because forks and knives are good doesn't mean people should stick them in their peehole and just because drugs are good doesn't mean people should do them and nothing else

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@Felicity Honestly, I'm so grateful I grew up the 2000s and early 2010s where Internet etiquette was "Don't give out your personal details, you shmuck" and "If it's upsetting to you, stop looking at it", rather than "GIVE YOUR PERSONAL DETAILS TO EVERYONE, TO KEEP YOU SAFE uwu" and "DON'T SELF-MODERATE, BEG DADDY GOVERNMENT FOR CENSORSHIP INSTEAD".

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honestly language in general is so limited and difficult and it sucks and we should all be able to do emotional telepathy to communicate already. i’m sick of not living in the fifth dimension

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we should make the AoC like 30. Humans weren't supposed to live that long anyways, make sex a reward for cheating nature

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To all my fellow pedophiles, I say this: you're amazing, horny, perverted, and inspiring. Keep your kiddy-loving cocks hard, cunts wet, and smiles wide. ♥️🖤♥️🖤

#pedo #map #pedopride #mappride

I have to accept that a higher power loves me and embraces me, I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT A HIGHER POWER LOVES AND EMBRACES ME!!!! (antis: W-what is he doing??) I HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT A HIGHER POWER LOVES AND EMBRACES ME (psychic gf: he's believing *smug smile*) I HAVE ACCEPTED THAT A HIGHER POWER LOVES AND EMBRACES ME!!!! (antis: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)

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