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Wow it's a good thing baraag got rid of a disgusting pedophile like me or they would have to shut down oh wait

*end of long beautiful opera that was coherent and made sense* "Oh, fedi frens!!" *drops to knees* "OH, FEDI FRENS!!!" *writhes and tears clothes, orchestra building to crescendo* "OOOHHHH FEDIIIII FRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!!!!!" *big orchestra lift and finale, curtain closes and crowd cheers 100% cheer rate*

I feel really bad sometimes like even fedifrens hate me and like I've lost 90% of fedifrens (I love you fedifrens who stick around even though I'm unpopular)
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Little story how he tore me a new one

in the heart with his art he developed in part,

due to the fact he lacked and got lapped every time he tried to lick

On a dick or clit, whether or not geriatric

So this son of a bitch, who was a bitch of a bitch

Come around smooth cause he know I won't snitch

Tellin me with bravery just because his jealousy got him actin up like he thought my name was Chelsey

Yea he raped my girl, she tried to push him off her, he just kept on laughing, so I had to make the offer

Mother fucker that's so funny, you sure showed that cunt, yo let's go spend some money, and post up where they hunt

Great idea replied the psycho, you're my only friend, but he wasn't saying that when it was the end.

He thought he was the big bad, but it's me, he was sad, when he saw my shiney special blade.

Didn't like the way this tyke in littlespace and like a bike did ride his filthy dirty richboy ass,

With a blade and no bandaid till his eyes did glossy fade the penalty for savagery is TWICE, TIMES TWICE, TIMES TWICE.

I'm on some new medication to level me out so sorry if my posts stop banging
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THEY'VE DRIVEN SPOCK INSANE!?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! -me watching old star trek getting really into it

I'm sorry fedi frens for almost cracking under the pressure but it's ok, we'll all be ok, tomorrow is always coming and a new day could bring a cure for what may ail you. Hope. Hope. Hope. Keep hoping. It's good to hope, it feels good, hope isn't impatient so don't worry, hope is good, I promise.

@Varlus @dkrisler One species that rapes is the bedbugs, I think they're disgusting and demonic. They have needle penises and they will rape any other bedbug male or female, the females do not have a reproductive orifice, so the males puncture their abdomens, many of them die from infections after but those who don't produce a ton of eggs. I do not like them.

I don't like when I believe that this is a simulation and that I can't be sure anyone but me is real, and really I also can't be sure if I'm real I might be an AI trained to think it's real. But now I believe that this is real, life is real, and tomorrow will always come. Live like tomorrow is promised, and find peace. Also the world keeps going even when you sleep.

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