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If someone finds that a trait is evolutionarily advantageous, they might be tempted to make a positive moral judgment from that. But really all they can say is that it's a pattern that has tended to propagate itself.
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If I don't fuck, suck, and cum SOON i fear a mental collapse

I just found a cashew on my bed, not sure how it got there, I pause for a moment....I ate the cashew. My life is falling apart.

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Need a gf or bf who's a fat pig and doesn't care

Only happy sex is allowed no mean sex is allowed *everyone approves*

When mommy gives buffalo bill energy it makes me cum

Song:
When fucking a skinny faggot
As a fat stinky bastard
Make sure to give him kisses with LOTS of salivaaaaa

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Fedifrens I had a psych appointment and it went well how are you doing can I enter the polycule?

Maybe polyamory isn't gross and I'm the weird one for guarding my partners genitals from consensual use...this is a postulate not a conclusion calm down.

*Hugs allllllllllllllllllllllllllll fedifrens*

>Blow weed smoke on snail
>"Enjoy enlightenment buddy!"
>Snail: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KNOW I'M A SNAIL NOW THIS IS HELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@erandis_vol You can also see it by going in if you're using element and in settings in general down in the advanced category is your info

@erandis_vol @/username:servicename.org or .com or whatever it is for that individual host

The difference between black pussy *smacks lips* 'nd white pussy is this; Black pusseh glistens, white pussy shimmers.

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