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I wish there was a Michael Jackson song about not touching yourself so I could listen to that to gain strength

@bloop@eepy.express Maybe it can be payed in cookies

@bloop@eepy.express lol I hope your boss decides to give you a raise in that case

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@bloop@eepy.express Take lots of pictures in case it becomes important later

Hello everybody on pedi remember that you are good on the inside and that no matter how you feel or what you've done you're still good and I'm glad that you're alive

@evamik I think cocks aren't hard enough to bend the metal

@evamik Gold is soft enough to be bitten into when pure, teeth will leave an impression, they also bend while they bite to test it

@bloop@eepy.express I used to post dick and butthole when I had a flat stomach 10+ years ago. I never became famous but I would always get a few comments saying how fuckably hot I was. I...I can have that again right, I'm not too old right, I just have to get in shape 🥺

I need a MUSCULAR woman, a woman strong enough and BIG enough to cradle me in her arms

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The fedifren runs their skilled fingers down your side, it feels so good. You've never felt so safe, so at peace, your feeifren hugs you, they smell like heaven, your fedifren is soaking you in, and is in ecstatic bliss. You never thought it was possible, you thought you were worthless, you were ready to give up, but your fedifren has shown you that the world has more than abusers in it. -This is the ending we all want, it can happen!!!

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I love you fedifren, I hope you think about me when you orgasm

Bevis and Butthead are so pure, all they want to do is score, you have to admire that

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