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Linnea request by shindamane

@Varlus I am very afraid of dying alone and very jealous of the elderly famous who are genuinely loved and have ever broadening circles of love surrounding them.

Serious question, if you have kids how do you keep them safe online? I'm thinking just keep them offline. Literally. If they want to know something, download it for them, give them that data in some form for them to consume offline. If they want the freedom to search, compile a compendium YOURSELF of things you feel are appropriate for them at the time. They then have a massive offline encyclopedia to enjoy free from any potential traumatic interactions.

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*Does a dance*
Fedi frens
Fedi frens
Wish you would wake up with me
Fedi frens
Fedi frens
Let's all greet the dayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
FEDI FRENS
FEDI FRENS
Let's all give some hugs today
Fedi frens
Fedi FRENS!
Let's all be okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!

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I had an ex who would just go *farts* if I texted him something serious. Fucking asshole. I want to kick his ass. But I have to breathe, count, say the lords prayer, and let it go.

Give me that half spanish half indian asshole, I want one of your parents to have been from spain, and one to have been from india. Give me that half spanish half indian asshole, let me sniff your curry asshole, let me smell your dabloon hole. I'm getting close, I'm getting close! To finishing! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR

Horny 

I wish I could fuck and suck german asshole. German sourkraut asshole for me? Yes please. Is my answer. Yes to german sour asshole, idc, give me that german asshole to pleasure. Please any little hairless germans want their asshole licked before a good inferior raced dicking, oh please!

I hope to suck arabic pussy consensually, my goal is to pleasure happy arabic pussy. Idc, send the arabs in, more arabic pussy for me (consensually, I am charming and many women want to be my wife).

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7ft tall tranny clown wife NEED NEED NEED NEED which one of you will put on makeup and be tall and be big with broad shoulders and a waxed bod and a butthole for me to sniff?

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The Unknown: An evil chocolate that lives in the walls and traumatizes small children for life.

100x better character than slenderman ever was, fite me

#theunknown #rule34 #willyschocolateexperience #unknown #rule34 #sketch

This first bitch on mormon wives has ears like dobby the house elf

@faggotracist1488 I have a fridge full of groceries but I live in a one bedroom one bath very small, I'd have to clean everything...and I would absolutely have to get on neetbux to support us but I could do it

@faggotracist1488 >:3 should have stayed in the states and tried being my boywife instead

When I see a good butt
I wanna succ that butt
A big muscular butt
Better douche that butt cause I'm suckin it tonight
Gonna kiss that butt
Gonna french that butt
Don't fart baby please baby don't fart

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