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Scully distracts Mulder from small-town policemen. Mulder hallucinates that a birthday clown is his spirit twin.

One host telling the others a story about an acting gig: And we were eating *gets quiet and starts cracking up* pizzzza lololololol cheese pizza

and the other two are losing their shit over it like they knew wtfff you lettin your kids learn these are grown ass adults in tiny bodies these days

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GURL THESE CHILLINS IN THIS PODCAST JUST MADE A CHEESE PIZZA JOKE WTF THEY'RE 9 AND THEY GIGGLING LIKE THEY KNOW

Found a podcast hosted by kids (just kids no adult guests or anything) and that's awesome. I wish youtube didn't start trying to stop the kid revolution, maybe now they're becoming more lax because tik tok is becoming more popular?

Gonna get a cosplay girl the more I say it the more I bring it into existence she will be petite and have a fetish for pedophiles she will roleplay with me and will have psychosis for crotch licking

@Apologist I got my jazzy account banned so now I'm scared to "be" a map on discord. I had to get a whole new device the sick biggoted bastards.

I do NOT want to talk anymore with people who act WEIRD and SECRETIVE and who NEGLECT me because that SCARES me

My ex is bullying me by neglecting me and not talking to/answering me even though they said they wanted to be my friend and said they love me and stuff.

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Love should never be forbidden. Two people should never feel ashamed of or not be allowed to express their love for eachother.

Fanfic abt blk ppl 

You were out of breath, you weren't sure how long you'd been running but you knew you had to stop here and now, or you would collapse. That's when you saw him, you were trying to get away but you were unable to shake him. He is big, over 6 feet tall, nearing 7 feet. And he is black. His brows are furrowed and thick, his hair type was 4c, the blackest of all hair types. His lips were broad, and thick, he took a single step toward you and paused, just to test you, then he chuckled, and said "Yaw kno dat booty be too sweet yaw herd?". It was then you knew it was over. You had no escape. The black was upon you. And he was exploring your holes like an animal, a curious ape, curious but violent if angered. "Y-yes t-that fe-feels g-ood" you say through clenched teeth and uncontainable sobs, for you knew if you told the negro "no" that he would vent his fury upon you, all you can do is comply and smile until it's over. (If this is too bad end just know that this is the non-canon alternate universe and in the canonical universe you were able to both outsmart and overpower the attacker, and you wouldn't take any special notice of his racial features.)

I'm a gross mucas monster. Get away from me! I'll never be loved! Ever! *said with a heavily congested voice*

@vivi Such women probably heavily fetishize their targets but management would keep a close eye on that so they don't run away with their love object

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I'm sorry I'm not fun to talk to. It's not safe to be a map until antis are put in jail for their hate crimes. So I don't see the point in trying to connect with other maps anymore. I used to think it could be a community of support but no, too many faggots are coward ass bitches who can't even maintain a text relationship with another map, probably because they're fakers and were never maps to begin with, only sick little antis looking to cause trouble.

I wish to be able to offer special healing sex to any woman with trauma that needs it. Healing sex could help with many different kind of traumas.

Sonce girls/women vet rapes every single day, EVERY. DAY. soemtimes for some, I realize that if I care about who a firl has had sex with I'll always have anxiety. Idc HOW many stinky ugly bastard rapes a girl has been through, she can still be my wife. I'll never recoil from her vagina holding my nose going "ug oh, stinky" right after she tells me how unclean her assaults make her feel. I get it now, all women all the time every day sexual assaults, so I better get used to "damaged goods", all female hotties are damaged goods statistically speaking, they've all been assaulted. And yea, our disgusting pig male society wants to say "Oh she put herself in that situation it's on her she's just a slut with regret" but that's WRONG. I WILL find my princess sex assault victim and I WILL marry her and cobble back together her self worth!!!

Why did I have to look at so much porn it has melted my brain and they just keep making more porn. I haven't finished sorting the porn I already have, and they're giving me more to sort!!!! I feel like Lucille Ball in cake factory.

I don't even care
It's so freeing
Is this what it feels like (divinity)

Elon is a faggot ass muffin bitch for not voicing his support/love for loli

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