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I've Been Shot 

@DesertBluesSun Lead poisoning will be the least of your worries, there will be particles of your clothes and germs inside the wound, you need to go get cleaned out or you are risking infection. Just get cleaned up by a professional please. Stay calm but get treated.

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Fedifrens not being in such big agreement with me like they used to be is making me spiral!!!!

I theorize that in a world where grown women do not give boys "sexual" (what is sexual?? You mean LOVING??????) hugs those boys grow up to be utterly and incurably insane due to the neglect.

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4年前アクリルフィギュアにしようとしてそのまま保留になってたラフ絵を発掘。クリンナップして作るかもしれない。ちっちゃいしろくろま。

Rap that I came up with and you can't defeat me while on rapping it:
The alphas be jelly
I got a tall waifuuuuuuu
But I'm still a beta male
And she doesn't cheat on me
That's what's got them so confused
Like why does she not cheat on me
Cope and seethe alphas

I'm mad none of the fedi frens want any of THIS *rubs greasy man belly*

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Age should not matter in anything no matter what. Health and intelligence matter more.

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@icedquinn I've seen the term used in fictional media before, phrases like "the project was mothballed", I think the Fox character in one of the batman movies says something like that

Intrusive thought I have when I see you if you're hot with big titty implants: What a cool bitch built for fucking *said with loving admiration*

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Regular reminder that the hate has never been about supporting or protecting victims

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Fantasy/Fiction 

Psychic gf starts beating me up and she won't stop

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Not to be offensove to the ladies but could yall please try and have more than one personality that you all share? Signed- guys

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