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I pray to God that MDMA and meth start being naturally produced in the earths atmosphere and it caused mass normie hypocrisy ending and everyone started having gay and straight sex in the streets happily, even the losers who are usually angry about happiness

I wish I could make all of the fedi frens who want to have sex with me based on my personality into the sexiest versions of themselves while at the same time making me the sexiest version of myself and then we can have phenomenal sexy sex together and it'll be so great and anyone who saw us would be so jealous

The terrorists want to tell you that you can't pay someone for sex.......yet they don't arrest people for dating???? All the paperwork and stuff for "adult" (WHAT? A CRAZY WORLD PUTS RESTRICTIONS ON GENERAL INFORMATION! MAKING IT SECRET INFORMATION!!!) film work is insane! THERE IS A FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHT IN AMERICA TO CREATE ART!!!! A PENIS IN A VAGINA CAN BE ART!!!!! GET OUT MY FACE!!!!

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Doing an Oliver x Mak collab with @Sean, and his suit edits are currently on review~

#invincible #edit

I hate bitches who lie about their exes who were generous guys that they loved, until one day the guy did something that hurt their feelings and instead of being a grown up and moving on they destroy his life and then slander his name like their ass wasn't giggling and in love with this nigga until the day he dared to fuck another hoe in their NOT EVEN EXCLUSIVE RELATIONSHIP. Fuck those bitches and their fake ass grabbin sympathy stories. Hate that shit. Taking attention away from real victims who are usually quiet as fuck about their abuse and don't get a kick out of telling their story like BITCH YOU LOVE THE ATTENTION HE DIDN'T ABUSE YOUR ASS DAMN BITCH YOU A REAL COLD BITCH FUCKED HIS WHOLE LIFE UP DAMN /vent

double affirmation time I am going to figure out what supplements I need to take to make me leak precum like crazy to the point where my dick soaks my underwear when I am with my special cuties and they're going to feel my greasy wet slippery dick and they're almost going to throw up but they're going to need to finish touching my dick for their own personal reasons for their own gratification they're going to fight the the fear they have of admitting to themselves that they want the greasy pleasure of my hog and they're going to overcome that and then they're going to go wild on my stink dog

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rosebud 

slut ass shota being able to push out his rosebud so he can play with it and have guys suck on it

affirmation time I am going to go balls deep in pussies and assholes I'm going to cream pie many individuals I'm going to be a great sex teacher for lots of sexy people who are going to be much younger than I am (
18+ though :3 ) and I'm going to record it and there will be lots of ball sucking and butthole licking and there will be lots of micro bikinis and there will be ass fucking of my asshole by dicks and by strapons because I'm not a pussy who's scared of my asshole getting fucked and there's going to be lots of creampies in my butt

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someone's trying to false report me on baraag "LOL"

baraag.net/@person_vulture/114

please report this person for inciting harassment and false reporting

or don't you're not my personal army. but if you feel like it i actively encourage it

@Spag @NadekoNuzzler@puppyspace.org SPAG YOU FUCKER YOU MADE ME THINK YOU WERE ALWAYS A COMMUNIST YOU ACTED SO MORALLY SUPERIOR TO ME ALL THE WHILE KNOWING THE STRUGGLE I WAS GOING THROUGH YOU FUCK BEND OVER IM GOING TO EAT THAT ASS UNTIL I CALM DOWN

@flower I'm sorry I would be disappointed if I was in your shoes, I hope you find much better things in your future

@flower I'm envious of such attention I hope they appreciated it

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It is shameful to profit by pandering to Christian conservatives.
This has become a common understanding around the world.

nordot.app/1270011942995509488

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How nasty can I get here before I make people uncomfortable? 🤔

@flower I almost died a few times, I'm strong, so I didn't. A weaker male would have.

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probably weird to say this but i’m glad i messed around with alcohol at a young age because now i know how out of control it can get without it having ruined my whole life
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@HachikujiHugger@baise-moi.top Yeah I see what you mean, there's definitely been dramas where its basically a giant nothing-burger.

I think it would be good to have some sort of guide or general advisory on how to approach pedi and its instances like a "hitchhikers guide to the pediverse" or something lmao

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