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I'm gonna tell the truth you guys. I've passed out from gooning before. I lay on my bed with a projector pointed at the ceiling (as one does) and sometimes I goon for so long that I pass out, and then wake up sometimes hours later with my goonstash on continuous loop.

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Dipper did always want Wendy to love him back. I'm sure he's happy that Bill helped him get what he always wanted.

I finally got around to coloring these comms i got from @MahmaPuu

Oh man I found the old rules for my kik room from 2018. Cringe. I was happier back then. Still had hope. Still tried. Put in effort. Gave up. Anyway. Yea. Where's that spark now? Please help me if you have any inspiring words.

~~~~~Rules~~~~~
💐 Introduce yourself when you arrive.
🌸 No harassing other members.
💮 Gentlemen are allowed, ladies preferred.
🏵️ You are here at the operators discretion, be nice 😊
🌹 Do not post pics of other people.
🌺 Lewds of yourself are permitted.
🥀 Hentai of any nature is allowed.
🌷Do not spam.

🐝I N S T A N T D E A T H 🐝
🔫 Being a Cuck!
🔫 Liking toes too much! (a little bit is ok)
🔫 Being an incel!

I'm prepping for gay sex so male phallus can enter my anis without pain

People be like "oh you stopped replying nnnnm" BITCH I DELETED THE FUCKING ACCOUNT AND APP BECAUSE YOU WERE SILENT FOR FOREVER

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What started as a shitpost/study of Inoue Kiyoshiro's stuff last June became a test to see if I could finish it recently and enjoy it. Surprisingly I did.

Basic idea is Bart from the future comes back in time to prevent Lisa from becoming president, and stopping her despotic regime before it started. And fuck her up her fat fucking ass- fuck you Lisa you little cunt holy shit-

I'm a fucking geek :dying_orangutan:
Apostle please come back, I miss your stuff.

#lisasimpson #loli #anal

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shota, incest, pedophilia 

Finished my first animation "Kensuke x Koharu - Father & Son Pedo Love" with sound!

Available for Father/P Tier subscribers:
naughtydads.art/pdosubs

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Elon Musk
"There was a massive cyber attack trying to take down X with an IP address originating from the Ukraine region"

The whole world is happy that your dictatorial social networking site was hacked.
Good for you, Elon. :mapheart:

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That's the thing about kids. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are. Kids. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. They really can.

-Holden Caulfield if he was a pedo
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Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.

-Just regular Holden Caulfield
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