JazzFLASH @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

@mythos We could be like the power rangers of fucking the sad out of people

God I see depressed cuties on my timeline and I just wish I could sex the depression out of them, they should at least let me try, it's worth a try

@Amazing_mk1@misskey.gg You're in a pocket of sanity, it's like the twilight zone in reverse

if you're sexy, and you're horny, and you think I'm sexy, I'm horny, and I want to fuck you

I seriously need to get a human pet. There's tons of cute ones just left out in the cold. The only thing stopping me is myself.......I need to just get a human pet. They'll be totally taken care of, no thoughts necessary, just a happy lil pet................hey pet............you uhh.....you like peanut butter huh??

/vent

I need a tomboy bf. I will call you a boy and use all male pronouns and treat you with the respect AND harshness a male deserves. If you're willing you will promise 2 things:

1- You will not do anything with your body without my permission, the only exclusion being that you do not need my permission to ask my permission

2- You must not deny any request, if you deny a request the relationship is null and void and you will be banished from my sight

Are you ready to be enveloped by love, and dominance, my boy, my protege?

@PRINCE

me n u