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I want to go to a planet not unlike earth with humanoids who have a different culture, long story short I want to live on a planet where it's ok for me to worship and suck small boy penis legally and to be a respected member of society for doing so. Aliens would come up to me on this strange world and say "Our sons depression has cleared up ever since you've been licking under his foreskin during blowjobs until he cums" and my chest will swell with pride, knowing that I'm helping these new friends and fitting in on their alien world, as difficult as it may be.

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TLH| Ms.Johnsons new mattress 🔑
~~early access release~~
It only makes sense he helps her test its durability

In the original screenplay for E.T. the alien and the boy were supposed to touch dick tips but they had to switch it to finger tips

Hey none of you guys are doin dick touchin with me, none of you guys are bein like "hey jazzy I touch my tip to your tip" and it makes me feel really unattractive

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A friend shared some super skimpy outfits made by @/Hardyboy. Thought it would be fun to put them on some Helluva-brats :blob0w0:

#nsfw #cub #loli #shota #cuntboy #cboy #andromoprh #helluvaboss #octavia #octaviagoetia #loona #fizzarolli #skimpy

I need someone who loves sucking weiner to suck my weiner

I wish I could have sex with grandma who was pretty and would take care of me and check on me in the morning and make my breakfast T-T

I'm gonna suck that baby boys dick AND asshole 😈😈😈 -Me talking about a legal 18+ adult

Kids today soft as fuck when I was a little it was NOT UNUSUAL for the fattest titted 14 yo in the class to be dating some 25yo drug dealing nig. They'd brag about it. I doubt anyone ever bothered any of the guys over it. Ghetto ass shit that these bubble babies have no clue about (born in a bubble live in a bubble).

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I'm lmaoing at the groomer subreddit because these kids are like "I got groomed I was 14 he was 17 and I'm LMAOING they're not even mentioning any abuse most of the time they just are having a mental freakout because they've been told they're a victim but they don't feel like one and like WHAT OMG LMAO

If she's old enough to have fat tits she's an adults -The Sanest Mane on the world known also as a Sage

Gay uncle who's a bottom and rapes chads with his butt by trucking them with a blindfold

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*Licks your nipples a and nibbles them gently* I don't care who watches

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