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FUCK BEING POLITE I'M GOING TO BE A BIMBO AGAIN, A DUMB STUPID FUCKING SLUT WITH A SLOPPY HOLE, AND I'M GOING TO BE RUDE!!!!!!!!
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Nonfollowbackers can suck my butt
Nonfollowbackers can drink my nutt

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This is probably not the kind of stuff you were following me for... still gonna post it. Originally I was going for the Bible Black style (sort of), no idea if I succeeded or not.

Gotta give it to him, that robot does have nice taste in ladies. Not sure he'd fancy me tho, since I'm not even half as gorgeous ;_;

Had to take a bunch of nonfollowbackers out back and throw them out. I don't tolerate nonfollowbackers who think they're too good to follow me back even though I interact with their posts and am nice to them.

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Horny 

@gloomyflower technically theft but I was hungry and it was one fucking banana. But, hypothetically, that could have given the father of the house grounds to punish me, he could have whipped out his big long dick and forced me to pleasure him or he'd hurt me for stealing.

@gloomyflower Although I was a little bastard I remember I was so fucking hungry in the middle of the night I snuck into their kitchen and ate a banana.

@gloomyflower before the pedo hysteria sleepovers were quite common. I was a little boy in the '90s, and I remember several sleepovers I had with friends whose names I can't even recall because I barely knew them... that's how lacks parents were back then about their children. For all my mom knew the father of the family could have been a massive pedophile, he could have drugged all of us, there was like 10 or 12 kids, and he could have bum fucked us and taped it all and then we would have just woke up in the morning with sore bums and we wouldn't have known anything happened.

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@Amberlovesyou This can't be the end, I can't die without having you follow me back

@Oaghaji This inspirers me to explore my own nearest little asia district, I know there's a few but they're far, the trip would be worth it though. I don't know why but I feel comfy in asian spaces. I'm a quiet person, and I feel asian culture generally are more quiet and polite.

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