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Before I was denazified I thought creature commandos was CUCKED for hating nazis, but now I realize nazis are assholes, I love G.I. Robot!

@SelkieJuice Terrorists, who hate the first amendment, and freedom

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If there was a legal bar you could go to where legal willing shotas who got the laws changed were waiting there for you and whoever else came in so they could suck your dick and livk your butthole would you go to that bar? Keep in mind it would be legal in this hypothetical.

The internet said not to tell people when you're going to sleepies because of security reasons and it makes me cry not saying goodnight fedifrens anymore T-T

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Are you Probe proof like her?

[Fanbox](dogma-lord.fanbox.cc/posts/948) Mosaic request of Uchūko the OC of one of my supporters.

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None of you will make love with me. This makes me grumpy af. (Only if you're hot it makes me grumpy if you're hideous I'm thanking God we're not fucking)

When I was a child I lived under constant threats of physical violence, the threats were never delivered on but it was just a way of life to be told that you would be harmed for the pettiest of reasons by those who were supposed to be protecting and teaching you.

@pensador in the second suicide squad movie (Titled: "The Suicide Squad") we're introduced to the character Weasel and are told that he murdered 27 children. Weasel is incapable of speech or writing. Obviously this makes Weasel a despicable character who is most hated. Now it's revealed in this animated series that's a continuation of the film weasel never did in fact murder any of those children, it was bigots who were trying to murder weasel that murdered the children, weasel was only playing with the children and the children loved weasel and so the haters chased weasel through the school and it caught on fire and it was all their fault that the children died and weasel was trying to save them and they blamed weasel and said he was a murderer but he never was he was just a good child lover and those antis with their buttholes in a bunch ended up being the ones hurting those children the bastard antis with their paranoid schizophrenic bullshit, they're always jumpin to conclusions! It was some loser janitor bum asshole drunk who saw the children playing with Weasel (who appears to be a fully grown weasel furry man) and they were just having fun and he thinks that Weasel's some kind of child hurter, well the old bastard ends up being the one getting all the children hurt the dumb old fuck. So Weasel is redeemed, as not a child murderer but a child lover who got child murder pinned on him by bastards who were bigots and couldn't stand a fully grown weasel man playing with children.

To all maps go watch creature commandos they've turned the character weasel into basically in my opinion a map icon

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@Sidnadic Only way I can sleep bro, get the chafing fabric offa me whaya crazy???

How women live on a different fucking planet, in a different fucking reality. That's why you never see them post casually. They have a special internet for hot people only where they do that. Not fair.

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when something wrong happens and your first response is to devalue everything and/or give up you're kind of just repeating the same shit that you were fed when others devalued you when you messed up (probably your parents, not an insult i just know parents do it a lot)

don't you wanna exist in a world where you keep having value after you mess up? i do

Just because minors aren't inherently stupid, doesn't mean there can't be a minor who is stupid as fuck to the point of being borderline fucking retarded.

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